Edward Scissor-Hands

when you are edward and also have hands on your scissors

ew Edward Scissor-Hands has hands on his scissors gross

by GregGregGregGreg December 01, 2020

knob hand door touch

The process in which you open the door to the toilet after using it without washing your hands!

Wow, did you see that bloke? He just did a knob hand door touch! Be careful

by 3 finger fred March 11, 2016

Anxiety hands

The state of a person's hands after picking, peeling, biting or scratching at their hands and cuticles. Usually caused by an anxiety disorder or while feeling anxious, sometimes as a coping mechanism, hence the term "anxiety hands".

Person 1 - "Oh no your finger's bleeding! What happened? Why do you have so many scabs?!?"
Person 2 - "It's okay dude, I've got Anxiety hands."

by 404_Lost December 20, 2018

Italian hand grenade

An Italian hand grenade is when you pile too much sauce on an uncooked pizza and smack it full force with a spoon.

My siblings angered me, so I blinded them with an Italian hand grenade.

by Theracialrussian April 12, 2024

squishy hands

A creepy guy at salsa night who likes to dance with all the college-aged girls. Definitely looking for a sugar baby.

"Oh look, there's squishy hands with his next victim."

"Squishy hands... at it again."

"Squishy hands called me a stripper"

by AellerKutumn September 13, 2018

Double hand action

Petting something with two hands.

When your cat really has an itch so you give them that double hand action.

by Annayon January 03, 2022

Ole Pee Pee Hands

An individual who accidentally spills a urine sample on their hands and is so dumb someone has to tell the individual to go wash their hands.

“Did you see Ole Pee Pee Hands trip up the stairs and spill that hot piss all over his hands?”

by Wild turkey 193 April 10, 2019