Eye Constipation

When ya can’t cry. I mean like, the tears are there, but they just, won’t come out.

The sunset and sunrise gives me eye constipation.
AAAAAAAAAA EYE CONSTIPATIONNNN!!!!
That scene gave me eye constipation.

by Marshi_eee May 8, 2022

One Eye Witness

A person who witnessed a certain situation but is biased towards the suspect.

Lisa: „I heard Noah and your boyfriend went to the club last weekend?“

Zoe: „Yes, but Noah said Clemens behaved well and did not talk to any girl at all“

Lisa: „Ok, but can you trust Noah. I think he is a one eye witness.“

Zoe: „You’re right, he’s not trustworthy at all!“

by Samsa559 July 9, 2025

Eye Scrape (scraping)

N or V; When someone flicks their eyes over your body (usually head to toe and back), and you feel judged or strangely sexualized.

E.G.: I was just walking down the street and that woman eye scraped me! I was just wearing a sweater!

John gave Samantha a long eye scrape which made her really uncomfy.

Eye Scrape (scraping)

by Bug2017 May 26, 2018

Skank eyes

A chick with unnatural red around their eyes.like they have been up all night just stoving dick into their mouths.mostly blond lower class girls or products of incest

Damn,why is her eyes so red?they some skank eyes for sure

by Djcrocks-n-socks June 30, 2025

Pandascara eyes

when you fall asleep or cry while having non waterproof mascara on. Then your eyes are circled with black make up.

justine - i fell asleep on the plane and woke up with pandascara eyes !

by justbrek May 1, 2015

slig eyes

When you're out, and you notice other girls who potentially might be slutty, staring at you, giving you dirty looks.

Holly:"Those sluts were looking at us."
Corey:"I thought I felt slig eyes on us."

by Holly Bolly October 16, 2007

Brown-eye points

Bastardization of the term 'Brownie points'.

The term refers to how close a man is to being allowed anal sex by his partner. Brown-eye points being earned by good deeds and therefore having more of them means the likelyhood of being allowed the sexual act is greater.

Guy 1: My wife still won't let me try anal.

Guy 2: Obviously you haven't earned enough brown-eye points yet.

by tbelphegor November 3, 2011