John "How did you find this."
by iwritedefinitions.webp July 18, 2022

Bertram John: why did the kid throw the stick o butter out the window?
Dagmar: why?
Bertram John: too see a butter-fly!
Dagmar: haha Bertram you are such a good friend!!
Dagmar: why?
Bertram John: too see a butter-fly!
Dagmar: haha Bertram you are such a good friend!!
by Sigmaen fra seden September 27, 2024

carl john is a very nice,sweet,and loving person,he
likes to talk to his friend briony a lot.He's a big fan of cat and capybaras.Carl john may be goofy all the time but he's really smart and intelligent.
likes to talk to his friend briony a lot.He's a big fan of cat and capybaras.Carl john may be goofy all the time but he's really smart and intelligent.
by mswhvdjsvwvz July 21, 2022

You might have seen his (John Serna) face before, however no real backstory has yet been given to that exact image. So it is known why it is a thing.
by MrWaltenson June 7, 2022

John is a cool laid back dude with trust issues, a very short temper, and will claim to be broke but never really is. He has been hurt multiple times before but he still tries to open up and find the right one. He knows how to dress, and he makes sure everybody around him is good. If dating a John never let him go or do him wrong because you’ll really regret it. He literally has a one of a kind vibe and you will never find somebody that loves you like John does. If you ever find a John don't let him go or you’ll regret it.
Wassup John.
by Sheeeeeeeeshhhh October 29, 2021

A very attractive man that is to into his self that steals everyone's cars and sales drugs and trys to beat everyone up. He is a whore and sleeps with every woman he meets.
Hey you know John samples!
Yeah he my drug dealer.
Oh so John samples is the man to call for drugs...
Yeah he my drug dealer.
Oh so John samples is the man to call for drugs...
by Everywhoreubeenwith April 27, 2024

by Daveoftheaubergines February 19, 2021
