Cock Gobbling Cum Guzzler 

One who partakes in the gobbling of cock usually followed by guzzling the newly produced cum.

At first, i doubted. But after i saw nino gobbling cock and guzzling the cum, i knew he was a cock gobbling cum guzzler.

Cock Gobbling Cum Guzzler by Ballzor! December 10, 2004

Marijuana Cum Shot

When you vape an entire bowl into one bag and then proceed to squeeze all the vapor into someone's face. This person has to options. The swallow (breath in) or spit it out (cover his face).

Jon gave me an insane Marijuana Cum Shot last night.

Marijuana Cum Shot by teriyakichild August 19, 2012

bread cum 

mayonnaise

Pass me the bread cum

bread cum by hcjamesp June 2, 2016

Suicide Cum 

When you're pounding it really hard, and as soon as you cum, you immediately take out a gun and blast your brains against the wall.

"Did you hear John Suicide cummed into Marisa yesterday?"
"Yeah, Marisa is such a dirty slut"

Suicide Cum by jamesfelicia April 26, 2015

Oojah-cum-Spiff 

Finally all right.

Everything is oojah-cum-spiff now that Barack is President.

Oojah-cum-Spiff by ChezzaChef August 31, 2009

Callaway Cum 

You take your girl on a nice date on the links. Your standing on the first tee box, new Calaway driver in hand, ready to launch a ball down the fairway, when she launches your balls down her throat. You proceed to hit anyway as you tea bag her on the tee.

I shot an 80 today because she gave me a callaway cum.

Callaway Cum by Ginger Lariat June 28, 2011

what happens if you cum across a tiger in the forest 

wipe it off him and say you're sorry

what happens if you cum across a tiger in the forest? wipe it off him and say you're sorry

what happens if you cum across a tiger in the forest by philsayshi1 November 20, 2013