You take your girl on a nice date on the links. Your standing on the first tee box, new Calaway driver in hand, ready to launch a ball down the fairway, when she launches your balls down her throat. You proceed to hit anyway as you tea bag her on the tee.

I shot an 80 today because she gave me a callaway cum.

Callaway Cum by Ginger Lariat June 28, 2011

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what happens if you cum across a tiger in the forest

wipe it off him and say you're sorry

what happens if you cum across a tiger in the forest? wipe it off him and say you're sorry

what happens if you cum across a tiger in the forest by philsayshi1 November 20, 2013

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Piss, shit and/or cum

A stupid punchline that requires no set up or. Mainly used for when you can't be funny in the moment a need that one friend to think you are funny.

Human : hey whats this new food that they are selling?

Funny guy : its Piss, shit and/or cum

Human : thats so funny and random!

Funny: bababooey

Piss, shit and/or cum by AndOkBuddy January 6, 2021

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horse cum death sentence

self-explanatory....instead of the electric chair, or lethal vaccination, bend the criminal over and have a huge male horse shove his dick inside the person, fuck him savagely, and spray his load inside the body, which by now will have exploded from the massive size of the horse cock.

most don't know that john wilkes booth received the horse cum death sentence after killing honest abe.

horse cum death sentence by t-nerds26 January 28, 2011