cheese wollop

The act of slapping a chick in the face with a cheesy dick

After I banged that chick I gave her a cheese wollop to the face

by Plucas December 11, 2013

Swiss Cheese!

When you're trying to call someone and they can't hear you, shout "Swiss Cheese!" and they should look.

"Emma! Emma! Emma!" No response? Shout, "Swiss Cheese!" And she looks.

by spawnables January 26, 2015

ham and cheese curtain show

one who has to spread the beef curtains, aka vagina lips, to get to the vagina due to saggyness

i wanted to pork Helga until i seen the ham and cheese curtain show.

by blahbalh12 January 30, 2015

sac cheese

When you cum and some of it gets on your balls and dries up. Sometimes if you're lucky a chick will lick it off for you.

dude, I jerked off hardcore last night, and noticed I had so much sac cheese left over!

by Jacksonator February 7, 2015

Cheese

A English term for cringe worthy.

Song- "I love you like the sun set Baby"
England- "That's so cheese"

by Vicky hearty February 17, 2015

Cheese

Some bullshit

My mom won't let me go to the party, man that's some cheese!

by TheBone March 8, 2015

cheese wings

When you perform cunnilingus while the female has a yeast infection, however, she has not douched and kept her vagina sanitary, therefore, pasty white substances accumulate along the walls of the labia minoris. To earn your cheese wings, you must eat this substance.

While you earn your cheese wings, you might be reminded of a Greek salad. Minus the tomatoes, sliced cucumbers, onion, and olives and lettuce.

by Omnivici1 March 29, 2015