John

Oof plays a lot of football

Wow John is on the field.

by My ass is huge no homo June 13, 2020

John tower

A tower in TDS which got replaced by garbage.

-I miss john tower
-Who doesn't?!?! Militant sucks!!!

by A fuckin tds player November 9, 2021

John

takes veiny ah dih to his ahh. scores lower on multiple choice exams than everybody else too.

That guy is def a John.

by PxssyDestroyerX March 28, 2025

John 1:14

A cool Bible verse that says: And the Word became flesh and dwelt among us, and we beheld His glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father, full of grace and truth.

Person 1: Yo bro have you heard of John 1:14
Person 2: No, what is that?
Person 1: Its a cool Bible verse it says: And the Word became flesh and dwelt among us, and we beheld His glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father, full of grace and truth.

by IFuckingHateEve November 24, 2023

John

An ant raping pan chewing pool adicted maniac who lives to shit out lego pieces

Did John shit in the hall again !?
Are there lego pieces?!
Yes !

by Magofucker November 29, 2021

John backflip

One story claims that John Backflip performed the first backflip in 1316 in medieval Europe. However, Backflip was eventually exiled after his rival, William Frontflip, convinced the public that Backflip was using witchcraft.

Person 1: dude who did the first backflip

Person 2: it got to be none other than John Backflip!!

by Fortnitebawlz July 11, 2024

Bames Johnned

Da great stand-up comedian who is so "suave 'n' skillful" dat his audiences often almost thinks he's actually a top-secret spy; they are all unaware dat a lot of da witty ideas for his clever jokes come from his faithful secretary, Miss Punnymany.

"Good evening, everyone. My name is Johnned --- Bames Johnned. A funny thing happened on my way to the show tonight..."

by QuacksO February 25, 2020