Shit Delay

n. When one delays their time of departure for fecal matter from the anal terminal due to unavoidable circumstance.

cool story bro, thanks for the shit delay...

by poopypants9000 November 22, 2011

shit parachute

using a bundle of toilet paper to quiet one's shit while in a public restroom.

Sally: "I really need to take a shit, but I don't want to use the public restroom. Everyone will hear me."

Frank: "No worries. Just make a shit parachute for it."

by FreeTupac August 27, 2013

blindside shit

A dump that comes from outta nowhere.

"I'm sorry I had to cut out so quick i had a blindside shit hit."

by scum_daddy November 17, 2014

Shit toe

When your feet are cold and you want to put them between your spouse's legs to warm them up and you accidentally stick your toes up their ass hole

I think I just got shit toed.

by Zarski32 September 24, 2018

Shit-Dick

One who has shit on his dick. Well, on this term, it's where if you had anal with a female and she literally took a shit on your dick. Pretty straight forward. Yet, it's an insult to be commonly used.

"Shut the fuck up, shit-dick!"

by Blast Motherfucking Radious April 7, 2015

no shit Sherlock

A one of the books in the Sherlock series, in witch Sherlock has constipation and has to swallow his pride and let watson use his medicine on him

friend "have you seen the new sherlock book"

me: yeah no shit Sherlock

by tim smith the weilder of pins May 24, 2019

Oh shit

When you forget to bring your gas money.

Josh: Ay fam, you got that gas money?

Mark:Oh shit, I forgot the gas money.

by CHR0N05 February 21, 2019