Poop Blocker

That person who brazenly cuts in front of you in line for the bathroom, fully aware of your urgent intestinal plight. It's as if they take pleasure in your discomfort, making their act all the more infuriating.

"Honey, please don’t be a poop blocker when we get home. I’m crowning and it won't wait."

by Nacho Burris November 5, 2025

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Poop Dungeon

1. A disastrously mismanaged bathroom, bedroom, or living space where entropy has won so completely that the environment becomes its own hostile ecosystem.
Think: the point at which filth stops being “a mess” and starts becoming a location.
A realm.
A biome.

2. Symbolically, a psychic basement—the part of your inner architecture where unprocessed junk, shame, impulses, and neglected patterns accumulate until they form a little subterranean kingdom of their own.
A shadow-realm made of everything you avoid.
A personal underworld built from the things you refuse to clean up.

“Dude, I opened my roommate’s door and realized he’s been living in a full-blown poop dungeon — that place has its own climate.”

“Therapy didn’t get hard until I had to open the mental poop dungeon I’d been avoiding for years.”

by Pepe Xépe November 23, 2025

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