fuzz monkey 

The Australian term for a pig.

Bloody fuzz monkeys! Would you like a donut?

fuzz monkey by Joe T6 May 14, 2005

gank monkey 

A behavioral trait found in sales people. Where by one sales person tends to steal another sales persons lead. This act similar to a monkey stealing another monkeys banana and looking around like it's no big thing, while all the while knowing it's wrong.

You are such a gank monkey, you knew that customer was mine and you went ahead and sold him a system behind my back.

YOU Gank Monkey, that's my sales lead.

gank monkey by MoeDown March 10, 2007

Plush Monkey 

The mark that is made when you rub your cock and bush on one's body part.

I am going to give you a plush monkey if you don't shut your mouth.

You are a plush monkey

Plush Monkey by Tater Tots24 October 18, 2010

offensive monkey 

Someone who is incredibly vulgar, hateful, and spiteful all the time -- for no reason. Typically, an offensive monkey has no idea that people feel this way about them because they are disconnected from reality.

But you gotta be careful around offensive monkeys, because they are crazy and could snap at any moment, without warning, and bite your fingers off and/or tear your face up.

Sam: Can you believe that douche?

Nick: Yeah man, what an offensive monkey.

offensive monkey by Lima Beaners March 8, 2011

Corner Monkey

A person who is pretty much a loner all by themself

Person 1: *sitting in the corner at a dance by themself*
Person 2: why are you such a corner monkey?
person 1: Deal with it biznitch

Corner Monkey by HOLY CRAP ITS FRIDAY April 14, 2012

slimy monkey

When a guy cums on a girls face, and slaps her with a banana while she still has at least one finger in his ass.

"Bro I took Kate home last night and still had my banana from lunch on the counter! You know I had to give her a Slimy Monkey, she's still washing her hair!"

slimy monkey by VicJizzBert. October 22, 2013

goob monkey 

Someone who acts very silly and is crazy like a monkey

Ashley keeps tickling me! Quit being such a goob monkey!

goob monkey by Llamajoe465 March 4, 2014