by easy way out June 9, 2018
Get the Lifemug. The only other thing to have is a woman letting you bang her. What else could he theoretically have?
Hym "What else do you have in your life? What else is there to have? Friends? Check. Family? Check. I don't like the effect they have on my life but they're there. Money? When I actually get paid for the work I do, yes. Accomplishments? I'm objectively one of the greatest writers in history of humanity. So, yes again. Hobbies? Yup. Genius intellect? Yessir. Magnificent penis? Obviously. Status? Doesn't exist but if it DID I would have more of it than everyone. Disciples? More than Jesus. Energy? The maximum amount of that. The real thick kind. It's pungent. The only things I DON'T have are women and Adderall and I only don't have them because YOU don't take instructions very well! I don't know if that's some kind of deformity or a malformed lobe or what but- Oh! An unyielding, ceaseless hatred for everything. I have that too! No 6 pack though... But that's fine... And you all definitely can be full of yourselves. I mean, a lot of you seem to think you have 'the right values' and that promotion of these values is commensurate with virtue and that your ability to promulgate these values and the money people through at you is evidentiary of some sort of cosmic deservedness and that you have some sort of responsibility to prevent people from promoting 'the wrong values' and in doing so you are controlling the minds of your viewers. That's your role in society to you. Controlling the people who watch your content by feeding them 'Good, healthy, positive thoughts.' "
by Hym Iam November 7, 2023
Get the What else do you have in your life?mug. It is a lie
by Loltharunthegreat July 23, 2022
Get the Lifemug. Hym "I Made Jordan Peterson's Life An Undeniable Lie by telling the truth and now he's trying to do it to me by lying. And you're all going along with it so you can lie to yourselves."
by Hym Iam June 13, 2025
Get the I Made Jordan Peterson's Life An Undeniable Liemug. by Quatn July 18, 2018
Get the No Lifemug. "Life is interesting & Stressful; Curiosity & Due Diligence is a must" (Jazz & Kelisa, 2021)
Life is interesting and stressful; no certainty, no expectations or plans and you are always tired and confused.
Always cover your own butt and do what you can to protect yourself because at the end of the day everyone looks out for themselves first
Life is interesting and stressful; no certainty, no expectations or plans and you are always tired and confused.
Always cover your own butt and do what you can to protect yourself because at the end of the day everyone looks out for themselves first
by FutureLawyer February 20, 2021
Get the Lifemug.