John

John is WHITE. not only does he drink pumpkin spice lattes he also plays football. sometimes he can be funny but is still really white and weird. he is also a VERY DRY texter

random guy: hey John

John:ok cool

by jackesgossipgirl August 23, 2020

otaku john

he is a sexy weeb and he can pull all the waifus. coolest kid in school and badass. makes me want wet my pants everyday when i see him

he is the most hottest weeb in school ahhh otaku john

by john245boss March 1, 2019

Johned

When a “friend” ignores your messages.

Asked mike to go get a drink but instead i got johned.

by Dangetjohn June 6, 2022

The John Frost School

I MISS THIS SCHOOL BUT IT WAS SHIT

I dont know what to put here man "The John Frost School is gay but i love mrs jones"

by I omor January 20, 2023

John

A total lame dummy who thinks hes smart and funny. (Usually has anger problems too.)
Avoid at all costs.

"Ugh, quit being such a John."

by Trueblue16 September 24, 2025

Sir`John

he is a nice person that has really good hair and a nice smile and is most likely lightskin.

#ah that's sir`john, he's so cool

by nyathegoat March 5, 2020

Peeping john

A peeping john, which is also be called for as “The Whip snake” are regularly peepers are far more more dangerously than you think. Peeping John can also be a great intelligent guy, but his mortal enemy is the beach as it does not swim, but peeps

Wow, there it is, it’s the peeping John back down at the beach admiring once and for all.

by The great majority December 19, 2023