Sludgy Joe

Quite possibly god’s greatest gift to humanity… the gas station coffee.

Person one: I just got back from the gas station with my sludgy Joe. I had them make it extra sludgy for me.
Person two: He’ll Yeah! Time to fix these planes!

by MSH144 November 30, 2024

Joe

Someone with soup for brain and a python for a cock

Person 1: Did you see Joe fuck that cactus?
Person 2: Do you mean Joey?
Person 1: No i specifically mean Joe
Person 2: oh I didn’t see that…. Oh wait I can see the wet spot where his brain leaked out a bit
Person 1: I thought a snake was about to get him but it was just his massive cock.
Person 2: pause bro

by Snoopjoey January 3, 2024

Joe

A Joe is a small guy in height and 'size' but is always catching the ladies attention. His smile and charming behaviour can make any girl fall head over heels for him. He is a funny, caring and dedicates his life to being the best version of himself that he can. Joe makes friends very easily due to his approachable understanding demeanour. He may seem lovely at first though, once he gets comfortable around you his dark humour shines through. Many boys are jealous of Joe, as he is every girls best friend. Everyone needs a Joe in their life.

Joe: Hey there sexy
Girl: DID JOE JUST TALK TO ME **faints**

by AmABarbieGirl August 21, 2018

Joe

Who is Joe? And why is he my mother?

Person 1: "Joe is coming after you!"
Person 2: "Who's Joe?!"

Person 1: *smiles with malicious intent*

by Who is Joe and why is he my mo August 28, 2021

joe loves lily more

Does joe love lily more this has been a age long question that has finally been answered and the answer to this is yes he does indeed, after research being conducted by scientists across the world for 5 whole months they’ve finally come to the conclusion that joe loves lily more and that’s now a fact

This can be used in a sentence by saying “you see joe and lily”
“Yes”
“Joe loves lily more then she loves him”

by joe_johnz__ June 10, 2021

Joe

Everyone knows who Joe is...right?

guy: "Who's Joe?"
Gangster: "..."

by Yuri158 November 22, 2021

Joe

A Joe is the best man you will ever meet. He is charming, funny, outgoing, and overall a perfect person. He is also great in bed with the largest cock. If you ever come across a Joe, never give up this chance.

Jenny: Did you see Clair is hooking up with Joe?!

Sarah: Yea I am sooo jeaous of her!

by fijoe123 May 10, 2025