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pickin-em up, and puttin-em down

I saw Joel at the track meet. He was pickin-em up, and puttin-em down"
by Godino September 5, 2016
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Upside Down Reverse Screwdriver Shafty Succ

when you hold her/him upside down as your rotate them while they blow a man's penis
Connor and I just had a great Upside Down Reverse Screwdriver Shafty Succ Session.
by The inventor of the UD.R.S.S.S November 1, 2018
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Polish Reversed Jackhammer Upside-down Monopoly

Take a group of men, preferably around 11 including yourself, to any polish city. There, you shall start doing any sort of polka dance backwards around the most sexually arousing object you can find, inanimate or not, while jumping on your dick like a jackhammer. The person deciding what is or is not sexually arousing shall be decided through a tournament of monopoly while doing a handstand. Anyone who stops doing a handstand during a game is automatically disqualified and must be sent 10 kilometres in a direction of the winner's choosing. If this is not completed, everyone are allowed to paper-cut the failure into submission, and the proceed with the tournament.

When everyone's dicks have shrunken by at least 20 centimetres, the ritual is done and everyone is allowed to return to their normal duties. If someone doesn't have a 20 centimetre dick, then he does not deserve a place in this holy ritual.

This act is extremely frowned upon unless you smile to the fifth rat you meet in Poland while riding a ping-pong table down a hill.
- Honey...
- Yes?
- Matt asked me if I wanted to participate in Polish Reversed Jackhammer Upside-down Monopoly
- Sounds fun! It'll let you really connect with him and the others.
- I guess.
by XxXSjo_bOrReN87 February 19, 2019
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sit down and go eat your lunch

What your mother says to you as she yells at someone
Trinity-bitch get off me and don't talk to me
Trinity-yo shaqusa go sit down and go eat your lunch
by Harktheharoldflising March 23, 2017
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A tear just ran down my leg

Another way for saying “that made me horny” or “I’m wet now”
“A tear just ran down my leg

“Huh?”

“Oh.. Taylor’s vigilante shit performance was just.. HOT”
by Lyhfml June 30, 2023
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what does four fingers down mean?

It means that you are an absolute gay wad and like big juicy penus
For example what does four fingers down mean?,"blow harder daddy!!!!I thought you puts four fingers down!!!"
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Take Mrs. Gloop down to the fudge room

To catch a poop
Be right back dude, I gotta take Mrs. Gloop down to the fudge room.
by Gunther Benson November 3, 2019
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