cock punch

it's a bonk on the willy-wonk

Butthead gave Beavis a good bonk on the willy-wonk.

Beavis:"damn it Butthead did you have to cock punch me like that"?

Butthead: "uhhh...YEAH"...

by M.Judge September 23, 2004

cock muncher

one who takes sexual or otherwise sick pleasure in chewing on the hard knobs of wild animals

President Bush is a cock muncher

by R00tBreaker August 4, 2003

turtle cock

The hardening of the scrotum by way of cold weather and or blue balls.

Dude, it's frezing. I have major turtle cock going right now.

by Sausage King June 11, 2006

cock-eyed

1. Someone who is cross-eyed

2. Describing a person's cross-eyed look when a penis is present in between their eyes and they attempt to focus on it.

That bitch seems to be cock-eyed.

by Mr. Slicerz October 16, 2005

cock fight

When two gays guys dipute over who has the biggest and tastiest cock.

Man the fuckin cock fight was gay.. Well no shit genius.

by The clit commander April 9, 2003

cock holding

When you and your bro find a girl at a party or some other place and you want to fuck her but your bro is being an annoyin fuck and is "cock holding you". Its as if he is holdin your cock and not letting you put it in her because he is getting in the fucking way. LIKE BEING COCK BLOCKED BUT TO THE POINT WHERE YOUR SO FUCKING ANNOYED THAT YOUR FRIEND WONT JUST LEAVE THE TWO OF YOU TO HOOK UP.

ME: HEY GIRL WHATS YOUR NAME AND WHAT YEAR ARE YOU?
GIRL: JESSICA AND IM A FRESHMAN AT CSUCHICO, YOUR CUTE WHATS YOUR NAME?

COCKHOLDER:HI IM JOE IM A FRESHMAN TOO
ME:JOE QUIT COCK HOLDING ME AND FIND YOUR OWN BITCH!

ME:SORRY ABOUT THAT LAME, MY NAMES MJ AND YOUR CUTE AS FUCK TOO.

by SENIOR @CSUCHICO October 1, 2013

cock juice

Something that gives you a competitive edge in any activity. Similar to adrenaline, but only for guys of course. Women may not use the term cock juice because they don't have cocks. A cock juice meter can be found in the video game Top Spin 2.

Dude I'm playing terrible. Just use your cock juice.

by Brandon Winthrop June 26, 2008