I just threw a French ziplock bag at this smelly pirate hooker when I was crossing the street it was so funny she was covered in shit
by Chocolate watermelon rain June 5, 2014
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Aw man that’s horrible, what was the cause of death?
Botched Bag Collection
Aw man that’s horrible, what was the cause of death?
Botched Bag Collection
by BaggageClaimBoys April 9, 2019
Get the Botched Bag Collection mug.When you pour a box of wine into a camelback and your kidneys become britta filters when you pee it out. This phrase is often said in a Brooklyn accent.
by Andrea H2Os December 17, 2011
Get the Britta Bladder Bags mug.One's metaphorical repository or "container" of an emotional representation of how much the person cares, gives shits, or fucks about a selected topic, situation, location or individual. Essentially, their "meh" meter. It can range from overflowing with agreeable consideration towards or so empty that the person struggles to remember a time when they gave a fuck or had any fucks left to give.
Chris: I'm sorry that your coffee pot takes so long to brew your java
Takeysha: Whatever, at this point my bag of give a fucks is empty
Jace: Mom, the school is out of money and wants parents to buy supplies like computer paper, ink. And they need cash donations.
Takeysha: Hmm, let me see I have any of that in my bag of give a fucks.........Nope. All gone
Takeysha: Whatever, at this point my bag of give a fucks is empty
Jace: Mom, the school is out of money and wants parents to buy supplies like computer paper, ink. And they need cash donations.
Takeysha: Hmm, let me see I have any of that in my bag of give a fucks.........Nope. All gone
by D. Kilo May 2, 2019
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On our trip to Maine Ben was twisted tea-bagging everyone.
I let my guard down and Jon totally twisted tea-bagged me.
I let my guard down and Jon totally twisted tea-bagged me.
by A & G October 8, 2010
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by Bag Pumper March 30, 2022
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