The ghost of Boston’s forgotten founder, executed in 1631 for “witchcraft” after peacefully communicating with local Native tribes. Hanged in what’s now the Boston Common children’s park, John Boston returns every July 6th, the day he died.
Each year, he rises at midnight, hunting for the smelliest children under 15 to “rebuild the city he was denied.” Legend says the stinkier the kid, the more likely they are to vanish.
The city closes the park every July 6th to contain him — but when the gates are locked, he takes to the streets.
Each year, he rises at midnight, hunting for the smelliest children under 15 to “rebuild the city he was denied.” Legend says the stinkier the kid, the more likely they are to vanish.
The city closes the park every July 6th to contain him — but when the gates are locked, he takes to the streets.
Friend 1: “Hey, wanna hang out tomorrow?”
Friend 2: “Hell no, it’s John Boston’s day, and I haven’t showered. I ain’t tryna vanish into the trees, bro.”
Friend 2: “Hell no, it’s John Boston’s day, and I haven’t showered. I ain’t tryna vanish into the trees, bro.”
by Wsgg July 5, 2025
Get the John Bostonmug. 1. A man who is often stubborn, dumb, aggravating, unforgiving, forgetful, and just overall a complete dumbass.
2. A set of words used as an insult towards people. It can be rude or funny to some.
2. A set of words used as an insult towards people. It can be rude or funny to some.
1. "John Admin was paid yesterday. He asked me today where his money was at. He even had a picture of me paying him his $10."
2. "Don't be a John Admin. I thought you were told better!"
2. "Don't be a John Admin. I thought you were told better!"
by -Wolfie- July 4, 2018
Get the John Adminmug. The inventor of the headache. Created when John Headache tried to think too hard in 1882. We hate this guy and his cursed invention.
Remember people, we were supposed to live a world free from thought. Thinking only makes brain sad and hurty.
Remember people, we were supposed to live a world free from thought. Thinking only makes brain sad and hurty.
"my head hurts wtf"
"You are likely experiencing a headache. These grievances were created by one John Headache. You have him and only him to blame. Stop thinking immediately to reduce harm."
"You are likely experiencing a headache. These grievances were created by one John Headache. You have him and only him to blame. Stop thinking immediately to reduce harm."
by TheRatEmpire November 8, 2023
Get the John Headachemug. Guy#1: Yoo, I heard he left his boys to get pegged by a girl.
Guy#2: Yea, he’s a Lucas John Zielinski.
Guy#2: Yea, he’s a Lucas John Zielinski.
by Z hater fr June 8, 2024
Get the Lucas John Zielinskimug. the worst place on earth.
located in bedford, ma., it has a student population of 600 students, half of which are probably going to end up vaping in high school if not earlier. named after some old superintendent, not the astronaut.
the 6th graders at JGMS are out of their mind. passing by any 6th grader, you will hear the most aggressive and obscene language come out of their mouth. its fucking terrifying.
the 7th graders at JGMS are basically 6th graders but nerfed. the popular girls are all obnoxious and wear ten pounds of makeup. they're attendance abusers and just annoying.
8th graders are just 7th graders on steroids. half of them vape in the bathroom and fight in the middle of a hallway. they think they're better than everyone.
the teachers also suck too. most can't even do their job correctly and care too much about political correctness to teach.
located in bedford, ma., it has a student population of 600 students, half of which are probably going to end up vaping in high school if not earlier. named after some old superintendent, not the astronaut.
the 6th graders at JGMS are out of their mind. passing by any 6th grader, you will hear the most aggressive and obscene language come out of their mouth. its fucking terrifying.
the 7th graders at JGMS are basically 6th graders but nerfed. the popular girls are all obnoxious and wear ten pounds of makeup. they're attendance abusers and just annoying.
8th graders are just 7th graders on steroids. half of them vape in the bathroom and fight in the middle of a hallway. they think they're better than everyone.
the teachers also suck too. most can't even do their job correctly and care too much about political correctness to teach.
person 1: what school do you go to
person 2: i go to john glenn middle school
person 1: isn't that place hell on earth?
person 2: worse.
person 2: i go to john glenn middle school
person 1: isn't that place hell on earth?
person 2: worse.
by dads_divorce_papers October 20, 2023
Get the john glenn middle schoolmug. So I was driving down the road when I sow a bald man with a beard and sporting a pair of glasses, I turn to my mother and say
Me: Oh look, there's John!
Mum: Oh yeah!
Me: that John Conn Syndrome!
Me: Oh look, there's John!
Mum: Oh yeah!
Me: that John Conn Syndrome!
by danny macky March 1, 2013
Get the John Conn Syndromemug. by JohnBsApproach December 30, 2023
Get the John B’s Cannabis Farmmug.