Squid Mommy 🌹 @ NEW HOME OWNER!

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squid mommy 🌹 @ NEW HOME OWNER! needs to tweet more shorb photos

by sailorlily May 24, 2021

I got a new phone

She/He deleted your number - out of lack of attraction - so she/he has no idea who you are when you text her/him.

Who is this? I got a new phone and lost numbers.

by Georgiaboy1996 July 5, 2015

New York Sprite

The act of mixing your own semen into carbonated water and giveing it to a New Yorker

" I gave pam my new york sprite"

by THCrusaider December 25, 2022

new clothes kids

two people who are buying new clothes together

“hey i’ve just bought a load of clothes”
“oh cool i was just about to as well!!”
“nice! we’re totally new clothes kids right now”

by NOTzoerjane January 27, 2021

The new patrick meme

A new cancerous meme that ran out of ideas as quickly as it came.

Paul: Hey jack look at this patrick meme
Jack: Is it the one meme where patrick looks down at spongebob? The new patrick meme?
Paul: Yes
Jack:*Implodes out of existence, moon crashes on earth*

God: I had to eradicate the human race before it got worse

by The big potato lord May 13, 2018

House of New Earth : A Sovereign Soul Sanctuary

The House of New Earth is a living temple, communal movement, and energetic architecture devoted to the restoration of sovereignty, safety, and sanctity within the human soul and the collective body of Earth.

It is not a building but a frequency, a field of remembrance — where all beings are invited to return to their original wholeness. It serves as both sanctuary and school, both healing ground and creative laboratory for the New Earth codes of reciprocity, liberation, and love.

House of New Earth : A Sovereign Soul Sanctuary is so colorful and diverse - I didn't even know energies could co-exist this way!

by New Earth Ambassador414 November 10, 2025

times new bastard

An unofficial font where every fourth letter in a word is suddenly comic sans while the rest is times new Roman thought it may just be every fourth letter.

Unable to give example
Times new bastard: every fourth letter of each word is comic sans while the rest is times new Roman

by JackleRaid October 7, 2020