"I don't have any good friends"
"Of course you don't, as they don't exist"
"I have a habib though; you"
*brotherly kiss*
"Of course you don't, as they don't exist"
"I have a habib though; you"
*brotherly kiss*
by CorPur November 13, 2018
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Get the Friended mug.usually Matthews are tall and cringe. his best friend is probably his female cousin. he gives all his money friends though and writes essays to people on their birthdays. when you meet a Matthew you will be unsure whether he is gay or not.
by Vladimir Gluten September 1, 2021
Get the Matthew, a friends opinion mug.I don’t have any problems until they decide to use privileged information against me for the purpose of my derision or you my likeness and response to derision as a tool for self promotion. And it’s unacceptable for me to do that to people (not that it’s something I do isn’t the first place). But where was I when someone was trying to extort 2 grand from you by pretending to be an underage girl? Being made fun of by you and the people you talk to behind my back. Where was I while you and your T-Rex head girlfriend were fucking each other? Taking your mother to the hospital while you made fun of me behind my back. Where were you while I was working 6 hours of your shift in addition to my own? At home, sleeping off the dicking-down you got from a mental midget.
Hym “And that’s just the friends. Don’t even get me started on the family aspect of it. I mean, you can’t have a relationship with people you can’t say no to. Where is my cousin? Where is my brother? If all the kids in your family are leaving and not coming back. It isn’t the kids. Is it me? Are they around when I’m not? No. They’re gone whether I’m there or not. You don’t like what I said about women and retards. So you’ve decided to be a bitch. That’s a decision you’ve made. To be a bitch. It’s easier for you to change yourself than it is for you to change me (which is what you’re trying to do). You’re trying to change me instead of stopping being a bitch. That’s you. And if you want to talk about avoidance. I’m not avoiding you. Takes less for you to get here than it does for me to come there. You obviously care enough to do what you’re doing. Shot clock is ticking. You’re standing there dribbling. Shoot the ball.”
by Hym Iam October 22, 2022
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by Spot the different llllllllIll April 1, 2019
Get the Best friend mug.A filler. The person that fills another's need or want for fun in a non relationship manner. Someone to fill the space until another person comes along.... No ties, No emotion, No expectations.
She/He..... Is a filler. Good enough for fun..... Never a person I'd keep around or engage in life with. "A Toy" a "Friend for Fun".
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Jeremy:Yeah bro Fonts brothers friends uncle told me.
Jeremy:Yeah bro Fonts brothers friends uncle told me.
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