An absolute freak in the sheets, and player on the streets. His superpowers include; being broke, ripping cones on a Wednesday arvo, being able to skull vodka straight (some say it was half a bottle).
His reputation as a cider drinker sometimes hinders his ability to pull, but he makes up for this in his shoe cleaning hustle abilities.
At one point Harry Friend was a qualified meme Lord at the University of memes but it was rumored his pursuit for females put his meme career on hold.
His reputation as a cider drinker sometimes hinders his ability to pull, but he makes up for this in his shoe cleaning hustle abilities.
At one point Harry Friend was a qualified meme Lord at the University of memes but it was rumored his pursuit for females put his meme career on hold.
by idefineyourmother March 11, 2019
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Get the best friend mug.Used to describe a warm-hearted acquaintance who allows you access to his "soles and cute ten" anytime you wish. Ideal for someone with a foot-fetish and frequent feelings of loneliness/depression, since giving a good friend a foot-rub can work wonders to cheer the person up (well, of course, it can often work both ways, also).
Being on a "friends with benefoots" relationship with someone is the perfect "happy medium" when you crave "closeness" with the other person, but at the same time you are trying to avoid doing anything that could likely cause concern to the person's family or other friends.
by QuacksO March 19, 2019
Get the friends with benefoots mug.When a boy who blasts his recorder into other students' ears stops for a moment to think about his life, then begins to play the recorder as children around him sing the iconic song "Jake Has No Friends"
Really it's a song! Look it up! A good one too ;0
The true meaning of Jake Has No Friends is not to bully the jakes of the world, but to enlighten each other with words of hope and reinforcement! We all are Jake inside.
Really it's a song! Look it up! A good one too ;0
The true meaning of Jake Has No Friends is not to bully the jakes of the world, but to enlighten each other with words of hope and reinforcement! We all are Jake inside.
While thinking about his life, Jake will go "Aw shucks, I have no friends!!" Then the kids around will comment in response by saying "Guys hey! Jake Has No Friends !"
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Get the Friends mug.A currency system backed by the virtues of good dudeliness rather than a physical denomination, typically used to express a reaction to the act of a good bro's motives and endeavors. Abbreviated as "fc".
Bro #1: "Dudes, I can't chill tonight. My mom's in the ER."
Bro #2: "That's whack bro. I thought we were boys. -2fc"
Bro #3: "-5 friend credits"
Bro "1: *cries silently in a corner*
Bro #2: "That's whack bro. I thought we were boys. -2fc"
Bro #3: "-5 friend credits"
Bro "1: *cries silently in a corner*
by Goodbro69 December 16, 2018
Get the Friend credit mug.Friends are people who like each other's company and they talk to each other about their lives. There doesn't have to be a want for a relationship for two people to be friends.
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