Cum 'n Go

When the pussy is so trash that you slit your own wrists mid bang.

Up the river, not across the stream...this isn't a cry for help, its time to cum 'n go.

She said she loved me, so I gave her the cum 'n go.

by FarkMeRunning April 20, 2024

Brush and tuck n' tape

Brushing your teeth and flossing your gums

Did you brush and tuck n' tape tape last night?

by TKOZZZ April 29, 2024

Surf n' Turf

When you jizz and shit into a bowl, mix it together, and rub it in every crevice of your self and your cuddle buddy

Fred and I were gettin' real frisky when all of a sudden he gave me the ol' Surf n' Turf!!

by BigMamas25 April 30, 2024

Gort n' Gop

When you sever the left big toe and the right pinky toe of a individual who you strongly dislike, and surgically reattaching them to the opposite side. Also a dish best served with a chocolate drizzle.

Becky is so rude! I'm gonna give her the ole gort n' gop.
I'm hungry, I think I want a gort n' gop

by sodagutshat May 1, 2024

Soap n stroke

To soap n stroke, is to get your partner in the shower. then fling soap in their eyes. While their disorientated start to fondle them aggressively.

Example: friend. "Why are Tyler's eyes so red?" Sam. "tyler was taking a shower, so I hoped in and gave him the old "soap n stroke

by Dickfarted May 10, 2024

Air-b-n-b

A creepy house that you hire that will watch you sleep like Edward Cullen. (With cameras 🥰).

Dude1: Yo! My Air-b-n-b watched me jerk off!
Dude 2: Why were you jerking off in an Air-b-n-b???

by so_coquette_🎀 May 14, 2024

Air b n b

A house that you hire that will watch you sleep with cameras like Edward Cullen 🎀

Dude 1: Yo! My Air b n b watched me jerk off and the owner sent me the footage!
Dude 2: Why were you jerking off in an Air b n b?

by so_coquette_🎀 May 14, 2024