To sleep with someone and then leave quickly that night/the next morning and/or avoid them at all costs afterward. Primarily a male action.
Guy 1: Did you know that girl we just passed?
Guy 2: Uh yeah but I sort of had to dick and duck her, so I didn't want to say hello.
Guy 2: Uh yeah but I sort of had to dick and duck her, so I didn't want to say hello.
by wjcynx1 March 2, 2010

by Bagosh October 18, 2010

Bob: Jane, can we have sex?
Jane: With your cricket dick I wouldn't even feel it.
"What up, cricket dick?"
Jane: With your cricket dick I wouldn't even feel it.
"What up, cricket dick?"
by aeris1172 September 14, 2009

Before peeing: When a man really has to go pee and a drop of piss forms at the tip of the penis. He really has to go.
After peeing: When a man pisses and finishes up quickly, by the time he zips up, the last few drops of urine might not have left the urethra, so he might get his boxers a few drops of pee or so.
Could also deal with semen instead of pee. Pre-cum before or remaining cum afterwards can cause leaky dick.
After peeing: When a man pisses and finishes up quickly, by the time he zips up, the last few drops of urine might not have left the urethra, so he might get his boxers a few drops of pee or so.
Could also deal with semen instead of pee. Pre-cum before or remaining cum afterwards can cause leaky dick.
by I M A Dogg January 6, 2009

phrase used to silence someone usually after saying something retarded. Or just to shut someone up even if they may have a point. Along with the added effect of ruining nearly any setting.
Todd: "Rich, turn the car off you're wasting my battery"
Rich: "Eat the dick, you use less battery power if it's on."
Todd: "what no it don't!"
Rich: "eat the dick"
-akward silence for the other 4 people in the car-
Rich: "Eat the dick, you use less battery power if it's on."
Todd: "what no it don't!"
Rich: "eat the dick"
-akward silence for the other 4 people in the car-
by Xeb November 13, 2003


whipping ones dick across anothers face or other body part by rotating the hips to cause a whip like effect. usually done as a prank to a friend
by duckshit yellow April 24, 2011
