Dick Blanchard

The little old man whose from the empire carpet commercials, just had a stroke, and is wearing 9 day old piss stained pants.(Often confused as Mr. Feeney from Boy Meets world)

Dick Blanchard sells carpets at low prices.

by JJ May 13, 2003

Cricket dick

noun An insult used on males to insult the size of their penis... Also just generally hilarious.

Bob: Jane, can we have sex?
Jane: With your cricket dick I wouldn't even feel it.

"What up, cricket dick?"

by aeris1172 September 14, 2009

leaky dick

Before peeing: When a man really has to go pee and a drop of piss forms at the tip of the penis. He really has to go.
After peeing: When a man pisses and finishes up quickly, by the time he zips up, the last few drops of urine might not have left the urethra, so he might get his boxers a few drops of pee or so.

Could also deal with semen instead of pee. Pre-cum before or remaining cum afterwards can cause leaky dick.

Ahh dude I really gotta go, I got leaky dick! I just wiped off a lil piss from my dick! Hurry!!

by I M A Dogg January 6, 2009

dick whip

whipping ones dick across anothers face or other body part by rotating the hips to cause a whip like effect. usually done as a prank to a friend

My girlfriend wouldn't swallow so I dick whipped her.

by duckshit yellow April 24, 2011

eat the dick

phrase used to silence someone usually after saying something retarded. Or just to shut someone up even if they may have a point. Along with the added effect of ruining nearly any setting.

Todd: "Rich, turn the car off you're wasting my battery"
Rich: "Eat the dick, you use less battery power if it's on."
Todd: "what no it don't!"
Rich: "eat the dick"
-akward silence for the other 4 people in the car-

by Xeb November 13, 2003

dick-wad

a person that is really stupid and/or wierd

he is such a dick-wad

by theman102 November 20, 2011

dick stick

1) someone who actually looks up dick stick on urban dictionary

2) the reason why dudes find it necesary to constantly "re-adjust" themselves aka: grab their wang

3) some one who goes 25 in a 55

duuude look at that dick stick!he's playin ball in the parking lot!!

by ramrod69 March 28, 2007