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cream cheese romance 

when you microwave a bagel and add some cream cheese just before having wild sex with it.
Zak looks awful happy today. He must have had another cream cheese romance last night. That sick bastard!

da cheese 

What a baby says when learning how to ask for a piece of mozzerella.
"...da cheese! ...da cheese! I...wa..daaa...cheese!"
da cheese by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

Shredded Cheese 

When an uncircumcised penis is full of old semen and has the consistency and smell of Shredded Cheese.
Often is a major turn off for most people
Can also look like cottage cheese in some cases.
Cassie: I tried to give Thomas head last night but he had some MAJOR Shredded cheese.
Sydney: That's why i don't date uncircumcised dudes!
Shredded Cheese by Poopooman76 June 24, 2020

big cheese 

hey mna lets go ride the stinking cheese shithead

Grilled Cheese 

Yea i heard u made 5 grilled cheeses in 10 minutes!
Grilled Cheese by Dasmon January 18, 2010

bean and cheese headlock 

when a person (most commonly a woman) puts you in a headlock with there legs, and shits and piss's on your face at the same time.
Dude Becky gave me a bean and cheese headlock and now I have piss in my hair and shit in my teeth.