I Got A Big Penis

The biggest lie ever told by a man (or possibly, a woman)

Lady GaGa: I got a big penis.
Me: Good on- I believe it.

by PseudonyMaName October 17, 2011

i need a break

Another form of "I'm cheating on you" said to lie to ones partner

What she says-"I think I need a break"
Means-"I have someone else, but I don't want to admit it"

by Fatjesus1313 May 30, 2017

A Bucket Full of Dead Babies

A phrase only to be used when something is NOT fun or NOT cool at all...

This is about as fun as a bucket full of dead babies.

by Ms. See-You-Next-Tuesday October 14, 2008

Pull a Britney

As in Britney Speaers Federline - Having two children within a year period not including multiple births

Jackie will eventually pull a Britney if she doesn't take her birth control pills every day.

by hotlikewasabi September 14, 2006

like a broken record

someone who keeps repeating themselves over and over again to the great annoyance of others

Anton, who doesn't know shit from shanola about training dogs, kept insisting to Jenny, over and over again, that according to a German dog training manual the best ways to train a dog is to hit them. Anton just won't shut up. Jenny, greatly annoyed, has told him he sounds like a broken record and she has no intention of disciplining her dog Lucky by hitting her. Anton is so obnoxious that Jenny is now considering trying out the German discipline method on Anton. Hopefully Anton will read this definition about what 'a broken record' means and shut up forever on this matter.

A second example:

Jenny never wants to hear Mariana's name again. Jenny is disgusted by how Anton and Mariana have treated others. Jenny never wants to hear of Mariana and never wants to see Mariana again. Even though Jenny has repeatedly asked Anton to never mention Mariana's again or talk about her in any way, however, Anton, just like a broken record, keeps bringing Mariana's name up over and over again. Anton doesn't seem to understand that Jenny is very mad that he keeps doing this although she has repeatedly asked him to stop. Anton is rather immature and doesn't seem to understand that the consequences of continually trying to tick off Jenny will mean that Jenny will stop liking Anton and will kick him out of her house and life forever.

by crazysissymonster November 27, 2007

A burdick

A person who is most lazy. IE: Never having a job, and one who can not be counted on by others. One who sits in a crowd with his finger up his ass, acting like he knows whats going on. Someone that would be considered a moocher

A.W.: "Hey Alex...Why are you not at work today"?
Alex: " I'm pulling a Burdick.

by A.W. and David August 26, 2006

Keen as a bean

Keener than mustard. Keener than bees on toast.

DAMN KEEN

Yeah broface, she's keen as a bean

by Michelle O'Canoli June 17, 2010