by SavvageHomo May 1, 2018
Get the wrinkle fart mug.The act of intentionally holding in a fart. Like being dealt a hand in a poker game (the fart) and essentially just folding.
Folding a fart, fart folding, folded a fart, etc. all of which mean not being comfortable enough in the environment or with your own digestive system enough to realease a fart.
“I had tacos last night for dinner and I’ve been folding farts all morning. Trying not to poop my pants.”
“I had to fold a fart in the elevator this morning and now my stomach hurts.”
“I had tacos last night for dinner and I’ve been folding farts all morning. Trying not to poop my pants.”
“I had to fold a fart in the elevator this morning and now my stomach hurts.”
by GlennNasty January 11, 2018
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Get the fart magazine mug.Somewhat like a Snuggle Fart except it doesn't have to be with a significant other, it could be with one of your kids.
by Dlancelot September 5, 2017
Get the Cuddle Fart mug.When you're so gassy that you're farting nonstop and you have to constantly run away from the crime scene. The smell is usually very potent and you are gonna want to move it once you let the gas rip. You don't want to be blamed for a fart attack, it doesn't make for good social encounters in the future. So, beware.
Did you hear about that girl who had a fart attack yesterday? You could hear and smell her farts from across the hall. She didn't even try to hide her explosive gas. Disgusting.
by Marietta Finch September 7, 2017
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