cunt fucking priest

A priest who indefinitly fucks a cunt...

Or a cunt fucker that just so coincidentally happens to be a priest as a second proffesion

"The new leader of that church down the road is a cunt fucking priest"

"hey you know that cunt fucker? Turns out he is a priest aswell"

by Rob, not a cunt fucking priest May 2, 2006

Cunting Arse Sausage

A very good insult. Used by the limeys at stripcreator.com

dcom, you are such a cunting arse sausage.

by DragonXero January 3, 2004

Grape Jelly Cunt

when a woman's cunt area is filled with any type of jelly, jam, or preserves. It is best used as a comeback.

"Linda your a slut"
"Yeah well at least my mom doesn't have a grape jelly cunt"
or
"Linda your a slut"
"Yeah well at least my mom's cunt isn't filled with grape jelly!"

by ashley ellen Smith October 3, 2006

you cunt be serious

A stronger version of "you can't be serious", which can be subtle enough to pass without notice or delivered straight.

Boss: I'm cutting your hours back cos you slack off.
Jane: You cunt be serious.

Jack: I'm leaving you to marry your sister.
Shirley: Surely you cunt be serious.
Jack: I am serious, so don't call me Shirley.

by GWMcL February 20, 2011

Cunt-faced fucktard

Usually used in games,when a friend shot you down and he's on the same team,you can call it a cunt-faced fucktard...means dumbass but more violent.

Nooooooooo,that dickhead threw a grenade at me and I'm dead now,what a cunt-faced fucktard!

by K3vin October 16, 2004

Crusty Cunt Flaps

A female's fanny lips after a heavy menstrual cycle

Can be used as an insult for someone is a complete fanny

Holy fuck, her crusty cunt flaps where fuckin hummin

Ya fuckin crusty cunt flap

by Hobo Dave December 7, 2006

cunt nigger bag

Used to describe someone who just griefed you in minecraft

Wow kyle! You are such a cunt nigger bag

by ur mom hahahahahahahhaha lole May 22, 2019