Cum Nugget

When you are banging your girl and you are also microwaving a chicken nugget. When you're about to nut and splurge your load all over her face, you instead make a hole inside that chicken nugget and nut inside of it. Then you feed it to her as your anniversary present and specifically say, "McD's bitch".
Man 1: Bro my girl wanted to get freaky last night, but I don't know what to do!
Man 2: Bruh give her a cum nugget. She might be hungry.

Man 1: Idunno man, I have like 50c and that McD's dollar menu is kind of expensive atm.
by Depelated May 28, 2019
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When you cum so hard that you force out a kidney
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Cum nugget

Someone that is a straight up piece of shit. A solid, slimy nugget of cum.
"Fuck you Richard, you're a straight up cum nugget."
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Yo bro how were your cum nuggets
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its what you call people when they do something wrong.
WTF JERRY YOU FUCKED MY CHILD YOU CUM NUGGET
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the process of ejaculating in the bathtub and proceeding to roll up the semen into a "wad of cum" with hot water
SaltNCyanide was playing vrchat and jerked it in the bathroom and made the biggest fucking cum nugget on record
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Breaded cum, kinda like chicken nuggets but with 100% more cum
Bob: Man I really love cum nuggets!
kcid but backwards: What are you fucking gay?
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