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John

Definition 1: A generic noun

Definition 2: Replacement for "God"

Definition 3: Euphemism for sex
Definition 1: Bro, I just aced that John (John replacing "Test)

Definition 2: On John

Definition 3: Wanna John later tonight?
by ImaBigNerd December 3, 2024
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john tarshi

A curly headed, huncho, a boss man, one that never gives up, stays loyal to girls, he’s a class clown, athletic, and loves blue crisp hundred dollar bills, saves up his money to buys what he wants, a man that often gets his hard broken by special ones but is still able to act completeley normal and still keep it a 1000%, this kid is going big places, you better hold on tight tight to this one. He’s crazy In love with driving. Speeds like there isn’t any cops on the road, don’t drive a car unless it’s a foreign, and remeber shmoney talks you walk
John Tarshi
by John Tarshi May 2, 2018
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jimmy johns shitdick

when u had jimmy johns earlier in the day, then get fucked in the ass.

Defined by the lovely "ally"
After he fucked me in the ass I turned around to give him top but he had jimmy johns shitdick, courtesy of me
by your mother120894203729857 December 7, 2017
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John Smith

The best man you can ask for. Most handsome and funny and great and amazing and cute and everything good. My baby boy.

He will be great and will follow his dreams.

-his amazing girlfriend Ducky
John Smith is the body boyfriend I could ask for.

John smith is my baby
by MineDucky January 2, 2023
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John Keaney

Damn he really looks like John Keaney
by I heart bbc August 13, 2021
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John Rhyven

This guy is super handsome and also clever.....-Android441
John Rhyven is Handsome and thats not a lie.
by Hunoid January 25, 2022
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John-Tae

Born to make money with little to no love and lots of loyalty and a mass amount of aggression.
by Stinga9x November 22, 2021
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