Palestined

To scheme to commit a heinous crime by lying and accusing your victim of doing to you what you are really trying to do to them. See also self pity, playing the victim, and Machiavellianism

Bob wants to rob a bank. He convinces all the guards, all the people in the bank, and the police that Mary, a teller, is going to rob the bank. Bob shoots Mary and steals money from the bank. Bob is awarded a medal as a hero for preventing a bank robbery. Bob Palestined everyone in the bank.

by Luvvie Bear 💙 January 12, 2024

Palestining

To have more options, more chances, more money than anyone else, and to squander all of it by bad decisions. And then blame a scapegoat for your own bad decisions and poor situation.

Gene won the lotto. He received $15 million. He used the money to buy and sell illegal guns and crack. Gene was arrested and sent to jail. Gene blamed the IRS for taking taxes from him, the police for oppressing him, and ruining his business, and his mother, because she never should have given birth to him according to him. It was all his mother’s fault, and it was the fault of all women according to Gene. Gene is Palestining.

by Luvvie Bear 💙 January 12, 2024

palmologist

Someone who knows things about stuff

Your such a smart palmologist since you know so many things about stuff

by CreateAWord January 12, 2024

Palestine

1. To falsely accuse a person or entity of crimes against humanity.
2. To repeatedly lie, falsify, defame, or distribute propaganda with the intent to harm another person or entity.

Mahmoud palestined my good friend Jacob in a post to social media.

by Islam Sucks January 13, 2024

palmpopping

likes to be kissed and touched by men or boys

Mike says he is palmpopping.

by connermcgreggpr January 13, 2024

Palestine

An area in the middle east that is characterised by terrorism, constant whining when facing consequences, and lack of western values.

Also gathers a large crowd of TikTok followers who get their education from a 30 seconds Video.

"YOU attacked me first and now YOU'RE whining"help" when I respond? That's so Palestine of you!"

by TruthSeeker991202 January 14, 2024

Palestinian

When a group, often wearing keffiyehs or masks, unexpectedly attacks someone or targets a weaker opponent, then immediately plays the victim afterward. They initiate the violence, and when confronted with the consequences, they are the loudest in claiming victimhood.

Outnumbered and cornered, he didn’t stand a chance when the masked group went Palestinian on him, brutally attacking without warning. As soon as they were caught, they flipped the script, wailing like they were the ones attacked.

by Shirion Collective January 14, 2024