deez nuts

my favorite coke deez nuts jokes.

somebody i dont know: hey whats ur name
litterly me:deez
somebody i dont know: deez what?
litterly me:DEEZ NUTS 😽

by luverra October 9, 2021

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these nuts

big nut big cringe

guy: knock knock
guy 2: whos there
guy: nuts
guy 2: whos nuts
guy: these nuts fit on yo face

by da wok January 27, 2022

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chigga nuts wednesday

chigga nuts on wednesday

It's chigga nuts wednesday.

by chigganutter July 1, 2021

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DEPRESSED NUT

When you are engaging in coitus with any species and before the act can be committed the partner in question suspends coitus leaving you hard with no way to deal with it.

Damn I am now a depressed nut

by nameofpsudo March 28, 2024

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The annual ritual that every man must participate during the month of November. The rules are simple:

-You cannot have sex, masturbate, or nut in any way, shape or form.
-Watching pornography and having boners are allowed, but you can’t nut.
-You are only allowed one wet dream. If you have more than one, then consider yourself out.
-You do not have 3 strikes; you only have one shot at it. If you miss it, you’re out.
-There are no No Nut November passes
-If you have passed the month with a total of 0 nuts, you are a victor and you shall qualify for Destroy Dick December (Not Recommended).
-Look, man, just don’t nut in 30 days.

Girl: Hey, you wanna go crazy tonight? ;)
Guy: Can't, I'm participating in NNN.
Girl: OMG, you don't want to have sex with me because you're doing that stupid internet challenge?! We're through!
Guy: Ok, ok, OK FINE! I'll make you go crazy, we can start from the top!
He later lost No Nut November that night.

by King Phil Swift November 9, 2021

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