you're mom

You're a mom now.
Nothing can change it.

some person: You're mom.
a mom now: Fuck.

by SnakePartySUSSY May 13, 2022

Mom Water

A non-carbonated line of hard "seltzers" with a variety of flavors with names like, 'Karen' and 'Julie'.

1. "hey Julie, are those Mom Water's any good?"

"Oh my God Becky, this shit tastes so bad, I mean who understands this hard seltzer trend, it's like every beverage company has to have one, this really sucks, it's just so ... flat."

2. "Hey bro, try one of these Mom Waters."

"Fuck that bro, it sounds like something from MILF squirting porn."

by PaulKatt September 14, 2022

mom = made of money

What m.o.m. means

Me: mum, can i have robux please
mom: no
me:why mom?
mom: no robux for you, until you grow up and you can buy robux
me: mom = made of money
mom: your grounded for 1 year
me: that's what m.o.m. means
mom: your grounded for 20 years
me:i'm 20 years old
mom: don't care = don't ask

by ihandlethisidk September 14, 2022

Mom

who I do in the bedroom

I did ur mom

by Fusion Boy23 September 15, 2022

Mingus' mom

The person Peter Laurents has sex with

Brombær: What are you doing?

Bobby: Im having sex with Mingus' mom

by elendige September 16, 2022

Mingus' mom

The person Peter Laurents have sex with

Brombær: What are you doing?

Peter: Having sex with Mingus' mom

by elendige September 16, 2022

Ur mom gay

Ur mom gay is a (homophobic but not in a bad way) insult used by 13-year-olds who think they are funny.

Pwerson 1: Muy mom got coffee.
Person 2: HaHa Ur mom gay
Person 1: Actual;y, Susan is Bi and Ella is pansexual. Nice try tho.
Person 2: Ok but they are in a WLW relationship, so it's still very fruity.

by Cool_gamer_who_plays_minecraft September 16, 2022