selective e-mail

Similar to selective hearing, but when a colleague (usually a Manager) only chooses to respond to e-mails which suit their needs.

Typically, this is because they don't know *how* to respond, as a result of being incompetent.
They do this regardless of the impact their lack of reply has on their staff/colleagues.

Ultimately, they will not be held responsible for their lack of response and the blame will fall on the person who was awaiting their response!

Ben: "Corey, did you get my e-mail last Monday?"
Corey: "Yeah, mate."
Ben: "..... Can you let me know how to move forward on that? I need your guidance."
Corey: "Sure! I'll reply to you when I'm at my desk."
Matt: "Corey won't reply to your e-mail. He has selective e-mail, remember?"
Ben: "Shit."

by schofieldthescarecrow October 27, 2014

E

e is godly

e is yes
e is the supreme ruler of the entire universe
e is our lord and saviour
e is powerful
e is e

all hail e, bow down to her our supreme ruler

bob: all hail E

everyone else in the entire history of the world: *bows* E

by Eisagod June 6, 2022

ficou rebolando na minha frente com o shortinho socado nao aguentei e soquei toda

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Person 10: ficou rebolando na minha frente com o shortinho socado nao aguentei e soquei toda

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 13, 2025

Robber-E

Committing a robbery on a drug dealers house stealing all thier ecstacy.

1. Lets run up in this bitches crib.
2. Hurry up with the Robber-E

by Quadir425 November 16, 2010

o e e a e a o e e e a e !

What the spinning cat says ( if you found this you were probably very bored

My cat likes the o e e a e a o e e e a e ! video

by Exiiko February 15, 2025

Premature e-Santa-ation

The feeling one gets when they believe the Christmas holiday came so suddenly

Person 1: dude Christmas is just around the corner!!
Person 2: what?! Are you serious?? Talk about Premature e-Santa-ation

by Alexander Bladez December 21, 2012

E-AI

What would you say when you aré so dumb that the only way to keep your company is to lie to the investors and to the managers, who then fabricate lies to the workers and those need to lie to get work. Then lie to everyone you are actually progressing with something amazing and catchy every time you get kicked in the balls and force customers to get in as non paid employees to do your work?

"My department manager just told me i will never work in the industry again because he assigned me to do something i was never hired or qualified to do and then forced me to NDA about it. That is such a E-AI thing to do man!"

by Cornpito November 6, 2024