27 december

National give 10 people a hug day!

Me: Hey! It's 27 december! You know what day it is?
You: No?
Me: It's give 10 people a hug day! *gives a hug

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Mobile Deceased

The woke term for zombie, as zombies has been a victim of cancel culture because it was British ....you get now.. ok so use it. Piss off boomers. It's a good zoom laugh.

So the boomers at the office

are mobile deceased..
What?

They're zombies get it - mobile deceased.

That can't be one of yours that's too good.

I know, I saw Shaun of the Dead

You do come up with a lot of good ones
My favorite is..

by Siouxsie Supertramp August 14, 2021

15th December

Laylas birthday

Layla when’s your birthday? 15th December bro!

by Gingerunicorn567 September 28, 2021

3 December

You are a gorgeous person who fucks every day and everyone is jealous about your girlfriends. You also make a lot of money and you have an enormous dick

Oh... He is born on 3 December... I hope he doesn't fuck my gf

by Johny53 November 22, 2021

12 December

The most kindes and prettiest people are born in 12 December.

-Are you born in 12 December?
-Yes
-Omg lets be friends!❤️

by Elina Adriana November 22, 2021

1 december

Its friend hug day!!
Give your friends a hug

Be kind tho them!

*1 december*
Me: *gives a hug
Friend: omg!! Love you!
Me: love you to <3

by Emmmm_ November 22, 2021

10th December

Ask out the person you're talking to. Don't be shy boys and girls

Boy:It's the 10th December
His best friend: and so?
Boy: that means I need it ask her out today.

by Santashoe November 22, 2021