not the baby daddy dance

The dance that black and white males do when they realize they are not the daddy of a baby from a whore they slept with twice. This can often be seen on the Maury show when a paternity test is taken. Often the mother says she is 125% sure to 250% the baby is his, but then is shut down as the man performs the baby daddy dance.
Maury: you are not the father
Man: ahhh damn wacth me dance this one out
woman:its lying its not true i was 200% shore

" djew see that guy bust that not the baby daddy dance? yeah he played that one right out.
by purplestickypunch88 May 24, 2007
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Scrambled egg baby

A baby that only eats eggs
I am coming from ayydubs video
Auntie: is it a girl or a boy?!
Pregnant lady: it’s a Scrambled egg baby
by kira8j April 29, 2021
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Houston Texas Baby

A quote from Beyonce's song "Run The World (Girls)". Famous viner and youtuber Liza Koshy often quoted it in her videos
Liza Koshy: I grew up in Houston Texas. Like Beyonce. HOUSTON TEXAS BABY!

(dance move)
by SpeakinNonsense February 9, 2021
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Mr Lovesall babies

A pedofile science teacher that loves all kids(and babies too) that has big gay mum dad and gay familytree
he Mr Lovesall babies and makes it rain on dem little heds
by Very big gay mom October 11, 2018
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Little Baby Bum

A YouTube channel that makes shitty animations for kids, some folk say that Jimmy was drunk one night and couldn't think of a channel name, so the motherfucker named it Little Baby Bum.
Karen: Little Baby Bum killed my child, don't vaccinate your children.
by mnmseminem May 17, 2020
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Baby Knayy jr

A baby that always screams "Miiiiiiiiiiiim!" He can be very dumb and stupid but is always caring. He is also very very very polite and sensitive.
Baby Knayy jr is too sensitive
by ya butt October 29, 2020
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baby dicking around

While wasting time or not being productive, doing an immature act that ruins the enjoyment for others.
We were having fun at the club, until Scott started baby dicking around and got us all kicked out.
by RichChigga July 19, 2016
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