Little white oops

That awkward moment when you're having a normal conversation with someone, and suddenly it dawns on you that they were lied to by someone you're closer to and you just countered what they said happened. The person's reaction usually starts with "I thought (this happened)". This is when you have to choose to backtrack on what you said to cover up someone else's lie, or throw that person under the bus.

Joe: Bob and I had so much fun on those roller coasters yesterday!

Betty: I thought Bob was at work yesterday...

Joe: Well..uh..he was! I meant the day before yesterday!

Later that day...

Bob: Joe totally reamed me out for lying about working...he knew you told a little white oops.

by Lucyluck September 12, 2012

pop a white one

To ejaculate

Guy: Your mum's so fit, I just want to pop a white one over her

by The Minge Marauder August 26, 2013

white pine weevil

a wiley little bastard that will get into your white pine stand and fuck shit up. They can grow up to 12 feet tall and 40 feet long but grow incredibly slowly and need to be left undisturbed for thousands of years to reach that height. Human death from white pine weevil is rare but has happened to a group of austrailian butt pirates who were using a white pine dildo infested with weevil.

Derek don't boof that white pine would get a white pine weevil in there.

by Mike Baker the bakedster August 27, 2012

red meets white

sex

mate with anna, there was a bit of red meets white

by irn bru789 March 21, 2011

Crisp. White. Sheets.

What You DONT Put Your Dirty Boots On.

Matias Torres: HE WALKED ALL OVER IT WITH HIS DIRTY BOOTS, OVER THE CRISP. WHITE. SHEETS. OF MY BED I HAD JUST MADE!

by fwefff May 22, 2023

white chick sushi

Sushi that has stupid shit like cucumber and cream cheese in it.

Mike- "Hey Brian do you want to go get some sushi from that new Fusion joint everyone is talking about?"

Brian- "Fuck no, all they have there is white chick sushi"

by Fookfassa February 7, 2023

White House Crawford

When you put cocaine in a strippers butt hole and have her fart in your face, then you sniff it out of the air… You may get pink eye #dubup.net

I went to the syrup club lastnight and ordered a “White House Crawford”… Now I have pink eye.

by DonChicharron October 9, 2023