National hold hands with your girlfriend day

Finally it’s your chance for newbies hold hands with your crush on December 9-10!❤️

Boyfriend:Give me your hand🖤lets hold hands with you it’s national hold hands with your girlfriend day
Girl friend:okay💖
*Holds hands💓

by Yo mom may December 08, 2019

K hand sign

Means you get the finest girls

"Bro having K hand sign"

by ryoisit May 20, 2022

National Hold Hands With A Gay Day

April 19th is national hold hands with a gay person day.

National hold hands with a gay day:
i held hands with my gay friend, he hated it

by badbitty4real April 19, 2021

two hand slam

Two hand slam is the act of pleasuring ones self with both hands vigorously. Commonly done by males with an average penis size to make them think it's bigger than it actually is. If one is fortunate enough to receive said two hand slam it will be a very memorable experience and cause you to only pleasure yourself with it from here on out

Guy 1: Man, both of my forearms are super sore

Guy 2: Bro, it's gotta be from all the jerking off

Guy 1: No its not that...
Guy 2: Once you get used to the two hand slam your forearms won't hurt anymore. Trust me

by Two hand slammer October 10, 2017

Cool Hand Luke

When a person furiously masturbates after having their hands in ice water for exactly 22 seconds.

Bro you down to Cool Hand Luke before the party?

I went a little overboard with the Cool Hand Luke and now my dick is numb.

by Porknbeans201 December 10, 2016

Cool hand Luke

When you sit on your hand until it goes dead and then use it to have a wank.

I miss my girlfriend so I’m going to cool hand luke while we’re on FaceTime.

by Patjbg January 11, 2024

tan hand

Tan hand is in reference to a medium skinned or “tan” hand emoji. Typically only used in Caucasian to Caucasian digital communication.

It is used to express that something is as cool is it can be without using a black skinned (obviously racist) emoji.

Hey, are you coming to the party later? I hear it’s going to really be a tan hand

by Wild Buffalo Rub Bill January 31, 2025