Porta John

The biggest nigga you ever met. Smells like a absolute piece of dog ass. Chill homie but sucks dick.

Damn Porta John, when’s the last time you took a shower you fat fuck.

by Sillyboy69 October 15, 2022

John Morrison

A guy

Look at that John Morrison.

by Karπa June 21, 2023

John

John is the name of a wanker

John the wanker

by Celticboy January 3, 2020

John Michael

The act of some little shit coming up and groping your asshole, just like the infamous John Michael

Man, I was just John Michaeled

by Dr. NigNog October 17, 2025

John Sibert

A white cracker who plays guitar and has said the nigga word several times

DAMN John Sibert you are racist

by anonymous November 20, 2023

Charlie John Scott

He is a world renowned rapist with his numbers in double digits. Victims include Caitlin,Hannah,Beth,Mollie,Freya to name a few and also has gained a raging obsession with Lucy Chester, Oscar Woodburn, Josh Tubman and Reg Goodwin.

The Rapist Charlie John Scott captured another victim

by Lucy Chester November 8, 2022

John

The most average person on the planet. Has a medium-income job, a medium house, a wife and 2 kids, a dog, has a hobby that he likes, an average social life, average morals, average skills, etc.

Dude, John is really average.

by buddy retard June 19, 2020