whoring cunt

To describe a very poor effort or to make a complete mess of something. Usually uttered in complete exasperation.

"my god! look at that woman trying to park her car, she's made a right whoring cunt of it!"

by Davie B August 1, 2006

cunt lard

somebody who thinks they know what they are talking about but have no idea.

bob-"dude did you hear about lori"
tom-"ya i herd she sucked some dick"
kyle-"thats not true cunt lard"
bob-"ya it is cumslicer"

by firecrotch17bitch May 8, 2007

Thunder Cunt

Also known as a "cock juggling Thunder Cunt", she is a woman of epic narcissistic and borderline personality disordered proportions who uses her incredibly low self-esteem to " gain power" through perceived self-empowerment that takes the form of sleeping with many people at once, throwing horrendous schoolyard bully fits when she does not get her way, and demanding attention as a small child does, including being coddled and pet to sleep and a curious but unspeakable habit of sucking her thumb. Can be identified by the numerous selfies posted on Instagram and Facebook, usually in various diva-esque, "pin-up style" sensual poses and the copious use of red lipstick.

"Don't even waste your time with her, have you seen her profile? She's a cock-juggling Thunder Cunt. You'll catch something."

by Letterstogestapo October 26, 2015

Tractor Cunt

Basically trying to get somone to do somthing and being an ass-hole about it.

Stop Being a tractor Cunt!

by sidwaysSith666 January 2, 2017

cunt hunt

Going out and hopping from one bar to another without staying long at any place, desperately looking to meet one or more women to have sex with.

He went after work cunt hunting. He hit 15 bars in 3 hours but no luck.

by arkark November 12, 2011

Cunt Faced Larry

One who is a pussy and will not act in a manly way.

Person #1- I couldnt believe John wouldnt FUCK that girl.

Person #2- Yeah I know what a Cunt Faced Larry.

by NKBrutus June 20, 2007

Rusty Cunt Bucket

The bronzed finish on a middle aged woman's labia minora. On a typical Rusty Cunt Bucket, the flaps will be loose and hanging low, swing low sweet chariot. Also used as an insult or in venting fury or road rage.

yeah, her face was mighty fine but she had such a Rusty Cunt Bucket down below.

by Obers October 4, 2011