Cock Opera

A display of two or more males boasting their skills in the presence of or in competition with other males.

The panel in this seminar was a total cock opera and I really didn't learn a dam thing.

I was trying to join the conversation but it just turned in to a total cock opera so I moved on.

showoff ego trip

by MonaKnox October 8, 2012

Cock Sap

Really, I think this is self explanatory. Also known as, pre-ejaculation

I pulled out, must have been the cock sap that got her pregnant! Cock sap in your mouth!

by FairburnEMI September 2, 2013

cock dot

noun: when a male neglects to shake his penis adequately after urination resulting in a slight leak through his clothing leaving a spot of urine on the outside of his pants / jeans.

From one guy to the next upon leaving a bar bathroom...
"I hate to tell you dude...You didn't shake it enough. You got a cock dot. You may want to untuck your shirt and cover that up!"

by Angus Oddbody May 10, 2012

cock block

Sometimes used by myself amongst other nerds to mean that a router or firewall is preventing a connection to a computer or server.

Friend: "Dude, I tried to log into your minecraft server but it didn't connect for some reason."

Me: "Oh, sorry my router was cock blocking you. Let me forward the right port number and try again."

by mspinkosu February 27, 2011

Non-cock

Another word used to describe a vagina, when you can't think of the word, vagina.

Person one: Lady Gaga has a cock.
Person two: OMG, no she doesn't, I've seen photographic evidence, she just has...a....she has a non-cock down there!
Person one: You mean a vagina?
Person two: yes.

by IHaveANonCock November 23, 2011

Cock Time.

When 4 or more people gather together in a social setting e.g. a local Swimming Pool, and each person or couple make their own cocktail and they all get extremely inebriated.

Not to be taken literally, due to one account of a Stoke-on-Trent woman, where a member of the cock'o'clock group accidently presented their genitalia.

Sitting by a Swimming Pool in the South of France and the local Caravan owners provide cocktails for eachother. Therefore this is Cock Time.

by RiveDuLoup June 19, 2011

Cock plant

Like a face plant, but what hurts afterwards is your cock.

Dude 1: Man! I was skating yesterday trying to grind that rail...
Dude 2: Hahaha, Face plant?
Dude 1: Worse..
Dude 2: OMG?
Dude 1: Yeah, Cock plant
Dude 2: I can feel your pain.

by baggepinnen October 14, 2011