Baby Chimp Shit

When two people absolutely need to defaecate at the same time in one toilet, one person assumes the standard seated dumping position. Person 2 wraps their legs around the waist of person 1, crossing their feet behind his/her back. Person 2 wraps their arms around the neck of 1, clinging for dear life, and releases through the "5 Hole" of 1. Challenges produced include avoiding piss in 1's belly button, and feces in the genital region. If done correctly, two dumpers will effectively accomplish the feat cleanly while striking the pose of a baby chimp clutching to his/her mother. For added effect 2 may pick lint/loose articles from the hair of 1.

Also known as a "5 Hole Shit."

Hurry up, open the door, I'm going to hop onto you for a baby chimp shit.

by Frank Rebels, Kominikeke February 24, 2011

baby's arm

when you wake up in the morning and have a boner.

when i woke up this morning i had a baby's arm

by Matt B. December 21, 2002

kill your babies

Journalism slang. Shortening an article too long to print. Named for the time, care and effort spent researching and writing said article, only to have it go to waste. A brutally painful process.

Writer: Here's my article.
Editor: I asked for three columns. Go kill your babies, then talk to me.

by Graphhhhhh May 18, 2010

food baby abortion

The act of pooping after consuming a large amount of food that created a baby bump.

I just ate so much chipotle I will be attending the clinic in my bathroom for my second Food baby abortion today.

by the abortionist August 5, 2012

My Baby Goose

A Beautiful woman with a loving heart. Her beauty is pure and her heart is benevolent. She doesn’t admit she is beautiful, but if someone were to stare long enough, they would indeed fall in love with her gorgeous eyes, and sexy smile. She has curves that would make a holy man want to stray from his vows. When she looks at you your heart skips a beat. When she says your name its as if angels sing. When she touches you there is this feeling of falling that over comes you. When she kisses you, your stomach has a fluttering urge to lift off. When she makes love with you, no one else in the world exists; just you and her. For a split second of extreme nirvana your souls become one. When she says, "I love you", you're over whelmed with a warm numbness that feels like the sun exploding inside of you. Her heart is filled with rays of light, that she isn't afraid to show the world. She saves the rays of light for those who really count; her loved ones. She is willing to bend over backwards, just to see you smile. She allows herself to be completely open to the one person she calls her soul mate. She loves him unconditionally and will do anything for him. She brings happiness onto him; he never thought he could be as happy as he is with her. She is my heart. She is the one I will call the mother of my children. The one who will bring down the walls that surround me. She is the one who will save me. She is my soul mate, my happiness, my love. She is Lauren M. Simons; my baby goose.

You're the love of my life; you're my soul mate; I love you with all my heart Lauren, and that will never change.
I cant wait to start my life with you; you're my baby goose.

by Lewellen April 28, 2011

Drill, baby, drill

The mantra of the Republican party.

"So what do you think about finding new oil resources?"

"Drill, baby, drill."

by Zave October 18, 2008

not the baby daddy dance

The dance that black and white males do when they realize they are not the daddy of a baby from a whore they slept with twice. This can often be seen on the Maury show when a paternity test is taken. Often the mother says she is 125% sure to 250% the baby is his, but then is shut down as the man performs the baby daddy dance.

Maury: you are not the father
Man: ahhh damn wacth me dance this one out
woman:its lying its not true i was 200% shore

" djew see that guy bust that not the baby daddy dance? yeah he played that one right out.

by purplestickypunch88 May 24, 2007