Poops and Chortles

The classier version of Shits and Giggles

Charles: Edward, you should stab Reginald.
Edward: But for why, Charles?
Charles: Do it for the poops and chortles.
Edward: lol k
*draws rapier and stabs Reginald*
Reginald: What thy fuck, Edward??

by Mako547 September 25, 2019

Poop Chute Boogaloo

Having anal sex in a state or country where it is frowned upon and/or illegal to do so.

"How was your trip to Alabama?"
"It was great! We did the Poop Chute Boogaloo ever night we were there."

by The worst English student January 21, 2022

Deer Poop

That one person you see everywhere and you do not know why.

I saw my deer poop again! Remember barbecue guy? I saw him at the chinese restaurant!

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

Poop

poop is a solid that comes out of your ass when you sit on the toilet and push.

Poop can be used for building bricks or used as soil in farms

by brooooooooooooooooooooooooo May 12, 2022

Poop snake

A very long turd.

Scenario 1

Donald and James talk about what the blood sausage which has not been cut looks like.

Donald: That blood sausage looks like a big fockin BIIIIIIIIIIIG poop snake when uncut!
James: Dunnit mate! I bet it does look like a poop snake!
Donald: Aye, me fine fellow!

Scenario 2

Bill has to shit. It's a rather long one, but not long enough for the toilet, so he shits in the ground.

Bill: I gotta keep shitting... but I can't hold it longer.
Mark: You can do it man!
Bill: *keeps shitting until it stopped*
Mark: Wow, man! That was a long poop snake! :D

by Matt_The_Anime_Man January 7, 2021

poop

why search this up????

you stink like poop

by idkkklolo April 21, 2022

And I Poop-

Not a phrase used by the vscos, its a phrase used by people ironically or people who dislike the vsco girls but still have the urge to say it. Used in situations randomly.

"Holy shit! I just dropped my phone!"

-"And I poop-"

by Ashley TIsadle November 10, 2019