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New Year's

Nobody calls 2021 the old year now, so what changes on New Year's day? It's a lot like a birthday, the only thing that changes is a number on a calendar (or age for birthday) goes up by 1. This year will be a lot like the year before it, so what's the big deal?
There's too many people that act like New Year's day is a change to another dimension when really absolutely nothing changes on New Year's day.
by The Original Agahnim December 31, 2021
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The new pcp

Teenagers butts and pheromone when master eating
I've been on the new pcp too long in getting tied because they fly
by Cody5050 January 26, 2022
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New Shartford

New Hartford, NY, home to a large number of low-quality restaurants. A meal in New Shartford is likely to cause indigestion and gastrointestinal distress, up to and including sharting.
"Hey, wanna go to New Shartford for lunch?"
"Sure, just let me change out of my good underwear first."
by Rigatoni Tony September 9, 2020
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new wave fujoshi

a fujoshi that "makes fun" of white girls saying that they like yaoi. usually meant as a joke, but it quickly turns serious. they are obsessed with ea gay men and anime bl.
new wave fujoshi: omg yaoi i love being a lesjoshi i love dramatical murder yaoi !!!
by foilhats January 4, 2023
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New adult

Someone that just hit the adult years
by 459395 April 5, 2022
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New Jersey Knuckle Duster

A sex move carried out over 5 simple steps:

1. Aggressively goon into your hand before working it through your fingers

2. Pre-heat a grill to 180 degrees Celsius

3. Simmer the goon until it comes to a broil

4. Use the spunk glove as lubricant to enter your fist into the anus (minimum forearm deep)
5. Chop up the dead hooker and store her in an appropriate space for later use
Bro I totally did a New Jersey Knuckle Duster on this chick last night after the bar, bitches be crazy
by Pog_champ_gooner69 April 23, 2025
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Herm News

This article was sent to me. Unsure if it’s real news or herm news!?
by Burner Account September 16, 2020
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