A dynamic duo they are the funniest and the best people to ever exist because they are really cool and have huge wangs.
by Alpha suley joe lover September 28, 2022
Get the alpha suley and Joemug. A striking young man, the pinnacle of youth. His massive dick dominates the cosmos, and his sharp jaw line is like the holy scabbard used to pierce Jesus; angular and defined.
The mere utterance of his name strikes fear into the hearts of many. Weak minded individuals bow down even with the mere glance of this illuminating spirit. Men hide away their wives so that this awe-inducing pinnacle of mankind would not render their wives unconscious. He is the enemy of men all around the world.
With a smile that lights up the darkest of rooms, women feel enchanted and the sensation of his touch becomes implanted into their christened minds; reminiscing upon this moment for the many years and generations to come.
The mere utterance of his name strikes fear into the hearts of many. Weak minded individuals bow down even with the mere glance of this illuminating spirit. Men hide away their wives so that this awe-inducing pinnacle of mankind would not render their wives unconscious. He is the enemy of men all around the world.
With a smile that lights up the darkest of rooms, women feel enchanted and the sensation of his touch becomes implanted into their christened minds; reminiscing upon this moment for the many years and generations to come.
"oh my god, Joe Hill was just around the corner" - girl 1
"omg u've only just realized, i felt the gravity of his dick when we got off the bus 10 minutes ago." - girl 2
"omg u've only just realized, i felt the gravity of his dick when we got off the bus 10 minutes ago." - girl 2
by handlemyhandlepls February 8, 2024
Get the Joe Hillmug. Oh joe...
His cock is so big i cant bare it every time joe flashes his huge cock i just cant resist but to wrap my mouth around it and slurp up all that nut milk as my hairy cunt squirts violently
His cock is so big i cant bare it every time joe flashes his huge cock i just cant resist but to wrap my mouth around it and slurp up all that nut milk as my hairy cunt squirts violently
by hardcOcK69420 November 17, 2020
Get the Joemug. A very interesting person who talks about so many things I can't keep track of all of them. Or is that just cuz I don't listen to them?
by Yert_Yert_Yert June 21, 2017
Get the joe paquetmug. Joe Chow is the name of a restaurant that was turned into a funny slang/phrase by me and my friend group. It's usually used in a way of saying "that's not cool". We use it all the time.
by boybandluvrgrey April 15, 2022
Get the Joe Chowmug. A Joe Sullivan is a rather large angry looking man, but behind his tough exterior he is a loving and kind person who secretly loves kids, and nuzzlebutts.
Joe Sullivan (also known as Joseph Sullivan, Joey, Joey Sullivan, Sully, or most frequently "Joe") is the most bestest-best EVAR husband-to-be and is adored by his wife-to-be and fiancée.
Current favorite song: I won't give up - Jason Mraz
Joe Sullivan (also known as Joseph Sullivan, Joey, Joey Sullivan, Sully, or most frequently "Joe") is the most bestest-best EVAR husband-to-be and is adored by his wife-to-be and fiancée.
Current favorite song: I won't give up - Jason Mraz
by Kaida January 6, 2014
Get the Joe Sullivanmug. Your a joe
by Leekluvsjoe November 12, 2024
Get the Joemug.