by Oli_SE November 25, 2010
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B: Rachel? She's way out of your league, give your balls a tug.
B: Rachel? She's way out of your league, give your balls a tug.
by Mako like the Shark May 19, 2019
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Kevin: "How was the big date with Phoebe?"
Josh: "Pretty sweet man. She was all over my cock."
Kevin: "Ooooh yeah!"
Josh: "Yeah, when she came to my place I took her out to the barnyard and showed her the rooster cage. She loved it! But after that I figured it was time to let her get a taste of the salami."
Kevin: "Awwww right!"
Josh: "Yeah, so I took her to the Italian deli and got her one of those big salami sticks. She took down the whole 10 inches and swallowed it like a champ! But after that I decided it was time to give her a ride down the old Hershey highway."
Kevin: "Indabutt man!"
Josh: "Yeah, so we drove down Rte. 322 to the Hershey's plant and took a tour of the chocolate factory. It was awesome! But then I decided it was time to slip her the sausage."
Kevin: "Hell yeah!"
Josh: "So I surprised her with another big salami that I had picked up at the deli so she could save it for later. After that it was time to drop her off. That's when I got some real nice pussy!"
Kevin: "Yeah, 'bout time."
Josh: "Yeah, she had this sweet little cat, Fluffy. He was the greatest!"
Kevin: "So I bet you got a hell of a goodnight kiss at least."
Josh: "Nothing, man. She's a total prude. I had to go jack off to donkey porn!"
Josh: "Pretty sweet man. She was all over my cock."
Kevin: "Ooooh yeah!"
Josh: "Yeah, when she came to my place I took her out to the barnyard and showed her the rooster cage. She loved it! But after that I figured it was time to let her get a taste of the salami."
Kevin: "Awwww right!"
Josh: "Yeah, so I took her to the Italian deli and got her one of those big salami sticks. She took down the whole 10 inches and swallowed it like a champ! But after that I decided it was time to give her a ride down the old Hershey highway."
Kevin: "Indabutt man!"
Josh: "Yeah, so we drove down Rte. 322 to the Hershey's plant and took a tour of the chocolate factory. It was awesome! But then I decided it was time to slip her the sausage."
Kevin: "Hell yeah!"
Josh: "So I surprised her with another big salami that I had picked up at the deli so she could save it for later. After that it was time to drop her off. That's when I got some real nice pussy!"
Kevin: "Yeah, 'bout time."
Josh: "Yeah, she had this sweet little cat, Fluffy. He was the greatest!"
Kevin: "So I bet you got a hell of a goodnight kiss at least."
Josh: "Nothing, man. She's a total prude. I had to go jack off to donkey porn!"
by Nick D December 22, 2005
Get the get a taste of the salami mug.the highest compliment you can pay someone. equivalent to 'you have kind eyes and a beautiful soul' but no where near as gay.
person #1: steve, thanks heaps for picking my sister up from the airport. you my friend are a gentleman and a scholar!
person #2: ...and there aren't many of us left.
person #1: *chortle*chortle* well said!
person #2: and i fucked her.
person #1: still stands.
person #2: ...and there aren't many of us left.
person #1: *chortle*chortle* well said!
person #2: and i fucked her.
person #1: still stands.
by bunj March 4, 2009
Get the Gentleman and a Scholar mug.The day you dred thinking about your crush. Too hard to keep your mind off them, and when they come up to you. Give them a sneaky hug and run like the wind. National Give your Crush a Hug Day is April 15.
by AnonymousDumpling 🥟 April 5, 2019
Get the National Give Your Crush A Hug Day mug.well,it's like an expression someone speaks it when they are amazed at something (explosion/knock-out/big house on fire,etc).
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go to youtube and write god damn what a rush,the video length is 11 seconds.John Travolta says it there
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go to youtube and write god damn what a rush,the video length is 11 seconds.John Travolta says it there
John Travolta says in amazement (when he saw a big nuclear explosion):God damn what a rush.
he was a bad guy and he liked the explosion
he was a bad guy and he liked the explosion
by Eecko25 September 15, 2009
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