Blue Brain Syndrome (BBS) is a condition where someone has dyed their hair so many times that the chemicals seep through their skull, staining their brain a vivid hue, most commonly a vibrant blue due to its popularity. This leads to erratic, unhinged behavior, as the dye allegedly messes with their neural wiring.
It’s theorized that certain colors, especially blue, amplify the erratic behavior more than others, turning the afflicted into walking proof hair dye can lobotomize you faster a TikTok binge.
BBS began appearing in the early 2020s, when "influencers" started acting like they were auditioning for a reboot of Jackass after their fifth dye job.
It’s theorized that certain colors, especially blue, amplify the erratic behavior more than others, turning the afflicted into walking proof hair dye can lobotomize you faster a TikTok binge.
BBS began appearing in the early 2020s, when "influencers" started acting like they were auditioning for a reboot of Jackass after their fifth dye job.
After dyeing her hair electric blue for the third time this month, Karen started yelling at her toaster for “disrespecting her vibes.”
Kyle’s Blue Brain Syndrome had him gluing himself to a Tesla charging station, claiming the cars were “sucking the soul out of Mother Earth’s electric ley lines.”
My sister’s got Blue Brain Syndrome so bad she tried to pay for her Starbucks with a crystal she claimed was “charged with lunar energy.”
These Tesla protesters with Blue Brain Syndrome are straight-up performance art at this point. You’ve got people with blue hair acting like they’re starring in a low-budget apocalypse flick, waving sage bundles and screaming about Elon’s secret plan to colonize their aura. I saw one chick with a blue ponytail trying to “hex” a Model 3 by keying pentagrams on the hood... like, lady, that’s not activism, that’s a midlife crisis with extra steps.
Kyle’s Blue Brain Syndrome had him gluing himself to a Tesla charging station, claiming the cars were “sucking the soul out of Mother Earth’s electric ley lines.”
My sister’s got Blue Brain Syndrome so bad she tried to pay for her Starbucks with a crystal she claimed was “charged with lunar energy.”
These Tesla protesters with Blue Brain Syndrome are straight-up performance art at this point. You’ve got people with blue hair acting like they’re starring in a low-budget apocalypse flick, waving sage bundles and screaming about Elon’s secret plan to colonize their aura. I saw one chick with a blue ponytail trying to “hex” a Model 3 by keying pentagrams on the hood... like, lady, that’s not activism, that’s a midlife crisis with extra steps.
by Idiocracy is a Prophecy April 22, 2025
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Get the Blue roommug. Person 1: Did you just see Becky pissing herself?
Person 2: Yeah, I'm not surprised. I saw her drinking some of that blue punch earlier.
Person 2: Yeah, I'm not surprised. I saw her drinking some of that blue punch earlier.
by Goddamn trash February 7, 2017
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by Prometheus639 June 24, 2022
Get the Blue Pancakemug. Technical talk for lamps that light up backstage for people to see. Generally tungsten lamps covered with a blue gel.
by CatsPajamasandUgboots December 14, 2010
Get the Backstage Bluesmug.