Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick

Better than nothing.

God this buffet sucks.

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick.

by Shuaman December 30, 2021

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Netflix Eye

When a co-worker has Netflix playing on 2nd monitor and watching with one eye, while the other eye is keeping a lookout not to get caught leading to ZERO productivity.

Yo did you see Chris’ eye? Its red as hell. He must have pink eye ir something! No bruh….thats the Netflix Eye. Its making the rest of us look bad. Nigga hasn’t worked all week

by anonymous January 24, 2024

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Crystal Gayle already has blue eyes

I wonder if they were originally brown? Perhaps not --- according to her biography, she and Hubby have been married for many years and get along quite well, so presumably she's never had much occasion to have her significant other cause her to "cry her brown eyes blue".

I could never quite understand how the song "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue" made much sense, since Crystal Gayle already has blue eyes.

by QuacksO May 23, 2020

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rabbit’s eye

another way of saying “peripheral vision”

I could see him in my rabbit’s eye

by hey lol nice January 28, 2018

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Rusty Eye

A Person or a Nocturnal Animal Who Has Yellow Eyes But Also Has Pinkeye, Allergies or is Stoned

The Term Comes From the Golden Glow of Yellow Eyes that You Just Dont Get with Any Other Eye Color
And the Rusty Part Comes from When Precious Metals Like Gold or Bronze Rust and Become Not as Shiny Anymore
Hence the Term Rusty Eye

Guy 1: I Love Your Bright Yellow Eyes!
Girl : (Sneeze) (Rubs Her Eyes till they Turn Red)
Guy 2: Hey Rusty Eye

Vet: You Cat Has Got An Eye infection Give Her These Eyedrops
Owner: OK
(A Few Moments Later)
Owner: Hey Rusty Eyes
Cat: "Miaou"

by baliebox4916 July 23, 2021

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