December 2

In 2019 everyone is supposed to skip school December 2

Friend: dude why aren't you at school?
Other Friend: it's December 2, don't tell me you went to school.
Friend: ummmmm

by BHW October 29, 2019

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by FrenchVanillaSake February 27, 2025

Facility Lockdown 2

Liking Necrophilia and Rape

"You know TheMixpatUSMarine? I heard he likes Facility Lockdown 2.."

by Psuenonym February 27, 2025

2 man league

1) In an actual fantasy version of fantasy football, a person's ongoing and delusional obsession with conversing about a league that doesn't really exist because they miss playing for real. 2) A form of fantasy football withdrawal.

John has texted about 200 times about his 2 man league with Rob since dropping out of the league.

by RD264 November 27, 2020

2 fingers up

mens oliver is gay

oliver holds 2 fingers up because he is gay

by oliverboliver June 6, 2022

Why does the universe have 2 sides?

Oh! Sabine! OK! Remember how I said that the universe cannot come from nothing because it violates Newtons 1st law of motion?

Hym "So, why does the universe have 2 sides? Well, let me ask you this: Is the splatter... Of the matter... Consistent... WITH A COLLISION COMING FROM THE DIRECTION OF THE EMPTY SECTION OF THE UNIVERSE!? RIGHT? What if... The BANG... Of the big bang... Is a collision with another singularity!? Right!? So... Imagine a water balloon filled with marbles floating in space. The water is made of space-time. The marbles are made of all of the elements of the universe. Right? Now... Imagine that water balloon getting slammed into by another water balloon (presumably also filled with marbles). Now imagine watching that collision in slow motion. What happens to the marbles? It's not exact but you see what I'm saying, right? Because it's not marbles and water it's 'space-time' and 'matter' and the laws of the universe lead the matter to do whatever it does. Right? We've been hit! Where'd we get hit from? SABINE! Calculate direction and trajectory! And prepare to return fire!"

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

December 2

December 2nd is the day you can get with any one you want

Girl 1:hey look it’s my ex.... I still love him
Girl 2:hey it’s December 2!!! Now get your ass over there

by Lil_dumnass_bitch November 22, 2019