Skip to main content

Poop-scicle

The scicle of poop left over on tampon string after you wipe really good from your massive shit
I just wiped my ass so hard from my massive shit, my tampon string looked like a poop-scicle
by Rsimpson69 June 12, 2018
mugGet the Poop-sciclemug.

poop book

An old ass library book that you open and smells like a middle school toilet.
by Some Dumbass Human August 1, 2019
mugGet the poop bookmug.

Poop

Noun. The brown, (and sometimes green) foul smelling, amorphous blobs that come out of your anal cavity after too much food. Consumption is not recommended.

The word Poop can also be used to describe something, in the form of poopy.
Man 1: ah yes hello you have made poop i see
Man 2: wait who the hell are you why are you in my house
by Dr. Stink Man May 26, 2020
mugGet the Poopmug.

poop

the brown, creamy, ridiculously stank stuff that comes out ur boo-tay.
by lonely_kitten November 28, 2022
mugGet the poopmug.

Don't Touch The Poop

Don't Touch The Poop is a term used amongst followers of Lolcows like Chris Chan, Cyraxx and Daniel Larson as a golden rule of sorts when it comes to their antics online. The act itself is referred to as "Poop Touching" and the people who often engage in Poop Touching are considered Weens

The phrase means to avoid interacting or any other kind of engagement with Lolcows as it usually doesn't result in the reaction you are looking for and more than likely it will also have some sort of negative consequence such as being doxed by more efficient trolls or by the Lolcow themselves.
Person 1: "Yo I'm gonna DM Cyraxx and tell him I'm a girl that thinks he's hot! Won't that be so funny?!"

Person 2: "Thats a stupid fucking idea dude. Don't touch the poop."
by kfc_manager__ May 15, 2025
mugGet the Don't Touch The Poopmug.

Poop

It can be used oh your poop
by Sexyssssss June 18, 2021
mugGet the Poopmug.

pickled poop

when you are about to leave for vacation and have to defecate , as soon as you defecate in the washroom and leave , you forget to flush. The poor pile of stool stays in the toilet water and marinates for the duration of your vacation and develops a sharp fermented odour from the remnants of the meal you ate on the day you were about to leave.

When you return from vacation and examine your stool , you find it beautifully pickled and ready to be savored.

That ladies and gentlemen is pickled poop.
Sir Ronald Bartholomew Daquavius Jamal Rubus the Ninety-Eighth : Damn Nigga thats my 2 month old shit.

Random ass poop inspector : Yes Sir , that is a fine specimen of collection of pickled poop.
by 47akg47 July 10, 2023
mugGet the pickled poopmug.

Share this definition