hand dang

The art of consuming powdered substances from the crease between your thumb and your hand

“He had a quick hand dang and was ready to go”

by Lyricalallnighter March 31, 2023

Shrimp hands

When your hands are both cold and sweaty.

Person 1 grabs person 2s hand

Person 2: dude, you got shrimp hands

by Shrek the musical December 31, 2017

camel hand

when your pants and underwear squelch up uncomfortably into your butt crack creating a slight amount of suction. this leads to redness and chaffing (in extreme cases underwear is sucked up the buttocks and travels backwards through your organs. The garment ends up coming out of your ear, giving the panties a waxen glow.) your , best cured removing the garments and applying liberal amounts of vinegar. the acid counters the skin irritation.

"Wow! These pants sure do give me camel hand!"
"Ugh, these pants give me such bad camel hand!"

by pinnigan December 31, 2011

hand cannon

When a man commits premature ejaculation as she is direct his penis into her vagina.

Izzy was surprised when she turned his penis into a real hand cannon.

by chand1012 August 21, 2016

Krispy Kreme Hands

Cum on your hands. rub it round. then air dry it.

Maverick ejaculated on his hand, then rubbed it around, then air dried it. Looks like a krispy kreme glazed donut = Krispy Kreme Hands

by BISHNI44A March 12, 2020

General Cock-Hand

Referring to Minecraft when someone has more than 64 raw chicken

“Man your a General Cock-Hand.”

by Mr_Right-17 July 5, 2022

Person With a Hand Fetish

A person who erases people with explosives.

Hey, is that a person with a hand fetish?

by Kotapower December 3, 2023