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Norris City Hand Grenade

The act of jerking an uncircumcised cock to completion, but holding the load in the foreskin by pinching it shut. Then blowing up the foreskin like a balloon. When quickly released, the resulting explosion delivers the mother of all facials.
Justin and his boyfriend were having a wonderful evening of watching Ryan Gosling movies and licking popcorn butter off each other’s nipples, when things started to get a little frisky. They started with the usual dick slapping, then moved on to a rousing game of “will it fit”. ( Spoiler alert, it always does). Justin finally had an idea to try something new he had heard about in his gay pride chat group. After some cajoling, his boyfriend was definitely down to clown.

Thirty-four minutes later, Justin awoke in the back of the white county ambulance, ears ringing, eyes stuck shut like a new born kitten. Justin asks, “wha-what happened?” A wise grey bearded paramedic reaches to put a hand his shoulder but then recoils, because…yuck. He informs Justin, “Son, you took a Norris City Hand Grenade straight to the face. You’re lucky to be alive.”
Justin is making progress managing his PTSD (post traumatic sperm disorder). But still to this day, while watching gay porn, if he sees an uncircumcised dick, he curls up in his fetal position ands yells “ incoming!”
by El Conquistador January 11, 2025
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hand cannon

When a man commits premature ejaculation as she is direct his penis into her vagina.
Izzy was surprised when she turned his penis into a real hand cannon.
by chand1012 August 21, 2016
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Chuck Handed

A "cack handed" or sausage fingered person with impaired fine motor skills because their fingers are fat as sausages - like king Charles III (King Chuck to his mates)
Jerry is so Chuck Handed he takes 20 minutes to insert a sim card.
by Na ni di Oyibo October 26, 2022
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noun
Politically correct term for nazis;
Usually, there should not be any politically correct terms for politically uncorrect people, but one may use this term here to refer to such specimens if one wishes to be creative, or if one is standing right next to such a group of people and does not desire to be understood. The use of a slightly cryptic circumscription guarantees in itself that a nazi does not understand it, because his brain capacity does not allow for more than hand-raising (hence the term) or the utterance of sentences with more than two words.
This term is particularly fitting for young nazis in rural areas, who tend to lack the courage to move out of mommy's place before the age of 70 (when they move to a retirement home because mommy is no more). In exchange for home and food, they have to help with chores, such as holding a laundry line in the yard, which their stiff right arms are perfect for.
"Haha, look at this ridiculous right-handed laundry line holder over there!"
by Favorite cousin October 6, 2012
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General Cock-Hand

Referring to Minecraft when someone has more than 64 raw chicken
Man your a General Cock-Hand.”
by Mr_Right-17 July 5, 2022
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Wank hand

Wank hand is the term used to describe witch particular hand was used in the event of frequent wank sessions.
Person 1: oi mate, geez a handshake!
Person 2: nah man that's your wank hand, that is!
by Lugzy_yt November 1, 2019
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Holding Hands in Wexford

To walk hand in hand with your affair partner, in a town other than the one you live in, without a care in the world. The town name can be replaced with other names, depending on your locality.

I first heard this from my ex-spouse, who gleefully used it to describe so and so, whom my ex said was cheating on their partner. Turns out my ex was also holding hands, but in a different town.
“You’ll never guess who is holding hands in Wexford!”
by MovedOnSince October 5, 2025
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