jack fail

When you are salty that you do not win the things that matter.

Wow man I totally just jack failed that quiz.
What'd you get?
95% But I didn't win Concerto/Aria.

by GbagSwagmaster December 15, 2016

spider jacking

Masterbating with one leg jacked up on a wall..

My wife wouldnt give none guess its spider jacking time!!!!

by Diustinswife December 22, 2016

jack deol

A Hard Guy that smokes kush and does steroids

most commonly found at NSS

person 1 - is that jack deol

person 2 - hard munda deol

by jack deol 604 mafia November 7, 2015

Travel Jack

Jerking it (or flicking the bean) while on a road trip.

My drive was terrible until I decided to get a travel jack in on I-95

by RtwofourV November 23, 2015

jack-in-the-bed

When your man TRIES to discretely jack-off next to you in bed, thinking you're fast asleep, when in all reality, your laying there quietly, as the mattress gently, yet distinctly begins to bounce slightly, then more and more rapidly until he finally gets it done or until you kindly ask if he would like some help.

I get secretly turned on when my boyfriend plays Jack-In-The-Bed.

by posterpoker13 January 29, 2016

Flap Jack

when you slap your bitch in the face with your penis.

Last night i flap jacked her in the face.

by qwqrfeb March 4, 2016

jacked jaw

Angrily struck by another human being . Not a light tap

The man did not heed the warning And he got a jacked jaw by Shawn

by Gilly wally March 6, 2016